You got curtains on your bedroom window, Damian? You do? Why? What are you trying to hide?

I loved _Destiny in Motion_ when I was 15. I know better now.

Can't help thinking that the best outcome would be a judge dissolving the band as a legal entity and telling the two of them to get over it and go for a beer.

It's a variant of Helium Hand Syndrome.

Because banning Bomber Bradbury from The Panel is just like invading Poland.

A dual what? What is it that you want two of? ;)

On the occasion that David Cameron, Barack Obama etc DO go and get their own coffee, they're surrounded by (gasp) Secret Service guys (omg bling!!) AND media. NZ pollies are still remarkably approachable by comparison.

Some people do appear to get off on it.

I've been banned from listening to The Panel for years because the middle-class pearl-clutching and right-wing smugness made me shout at the radio too much.

Please. They're much better writers than Russell T. Davies.