Posts by Emma Hart
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Get it up, and stick it in a full cup (or in my case a yard glass ho ho), and measure how much water is displaced. I suggest warm water.
That's brilliant. Let's all do that.
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NEVER PUT YOUR FINGER WHERE YOU WOULDN'T PUT YOUR PENIS
Advice for life
I really want to see you guys cook.
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One could probably express ones graph as an equation. And then, of course, have that equation printed on a t-shirt. For the ladies. Aw yeah.
The geeky, geeky ladies. Who are, of course, the very best kind.
Reciprocally, we could have t-shirts printed for women that said, "My Breasts are This Big". Or just "Actual Size".
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I think Tolley will find that Year 11 students are mostly old enough that they don't need child care and can be left home alone...
I have the strike roster for our high school, and it only affects years 9 and 10. It actually works out very nicely for us because previously our year 10 son was only entitled to three days study leave for his NCEA exams. Now he has an extra four days scheduled.
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we are sitting around talking about our 'fannies'.
Hmmm... I suspected so.
To be fair, Megan and I did have a conversation about vulvas last night. It was two lines long and the second was "Yeah, let's not."
Nor have I taken a ruler to any other part.
Um... no. I'm going to shut up. Just, as usual, a little bit too late.
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This was lovely, Sally, I really enjoyed it.
Though also, suppositories for asthma? What is this, France?
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Katharine Hepburn as Amazon warrior princess Antiope , yep.
Oh Hell Yes.
An ex-co-worker of mine once likened me to Katharine Hepburn. She meant it as a slight. It's one of the nicest things anyone's ever said to me.
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vajazzhands?
Actually LOLed.
Also, allow me to continue to promote this tumblr - unbelievably NSFW, contains explicit sexual material. And smiling, and joy, and fun, and wonder. It is, like pretty much everything this sex-positive, disproportionately LGBT/kinky.
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Our feelings in this respect might be less complicated than you think ...
A survey by sexologists showed that many men who believed that their penis was of inadequate size had average-sized penises. Another study found sex education of standard penile measurements to be helpful and relieving for patients concerned about small penis size, most of whom had incorrect beliefs of what is considered medically normal. The perception of having a large penis is linked to higher self esteem in general, but also among gay men specifically.
From here, for ease of the finding, as I have apparently deleted a couple of links to more discussy stuff I had. Also:
Whereas 85% of women were satisfied with their partner's penis size, only 55% of men were satisfied with their penis size, 45% wanted to be larger, and 0.2% wanted to be smaller. Satisfaction did not vary across age groups from 18 to 65. Men reporting a larger-than-average penis rated their appearance most favorably, suggesting a possible confidence effect of perceived large penis size.
But seriously, do women sit around having good discussions about their fannies much?
Much? No. (Though we do of course have pillow-fights in our nighties and practice kissing on each other.) But vagazling (I have NO idea how to spell that), labial surgery, hair removal? Yeah.
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I guess it's a combination of a) I find the fact that the owners aren't given the choice really fucking disturbing
Lucy, I think you'd have liked my midwife. She told me that if parents told her they wanted their infant son circumcised, she gave them the scalpel and told them to do it their own fucking selves. (Not, in case it isn't obvious, that she would have let anyone actually DO that, she just wanted them to confront the prospect of causing their child that much unnecessary distress themselves.)