Posts by Emma Hart
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Thank you for reminding me I need to Sky+ that.
I have a secret stash of bandwidth set aside. And some days I won't be leaving the house or something. Four in four days, wtf?
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I thought we were still bickering about whether the homosexual agenda would be bound in hot pink tulle, butch lesbotic lavender leather or an all-inclusive rainbow melange that would char-grill retinas at a hundred paces?
Print on Demand. Mine is black leather and bound with o-rings.
If he's going to be anyone's Minister he's going to be mine.
Fortunately, I believe the effect of the man would be so wide-spread it doesn't really matter which country he's officially working for. I'm hoping they cast him as Captain America, that would be fabulous .
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Dear Danielle,
Here, have a prog-rock antidote:
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http://www.stuff.co.nz/world/2549554/Tests-confirm-St-Pauls-bones-Pope.
Wait, he did what to the Pope? Does god know about this?
I LOLed, quite hard. I'm going to Hell.
Then I thought, St Pauls? A whole Cathedral? Ow.
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I've had a soft spot for Yes since I saw Rick Wakeman on some Channel 4 quiz show about music.
Never Mind the Buzzcocks. Recommended.
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I go with "somebody put my left testicle in a vice" because that's exactly what it felt like.
Erm... no, wait, I'm not going to ask.
My genitals are a root AND a destination...
LOLed. And then my brain yelled 'hey Jo, got root?'
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although, unlike me, Bob will hopefully retain his good looks into adulthood (a kind-hearted comment, though, Emma).
Self-criticism is always the best sort.
Hey, you should see (snerk) how much better looking I've got since my eyesight started going.
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my dad had the 'stones and I remember graphically how much pain he was in before they were removed
"Mick! Stop that!"
I think your reaction to the catheter - as in 'get the damn thing out' - is quite common for guys.
The most pain I experienced with the birth of my first was having a catheter inserted afterwards. I did get very angry and aggressive about it, and even angrier when they tried to force me to take pethedeine for it. I guess it's the indignity that makes people so angry.
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It's more that Bob is 'specially handsome.
And, we have established, looks like David. I'm just sayin'
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I've also had the odd, clear moment of being in no pain at all. It has brought home to me that for most of the year I was carrying around low-level pain without even thinking about it
This, yeah. It's freaky how much chronic pain can become such a part of your life that you cease to notice it as pain. Just every now and then you get a day when you think 'man I feel good, why do I feel so good, what's wrong?'. You stop noticing that it hurts, or how energy-sapping it is being in constant pain.
Other people's medical dramas do become legitimate entertainment, being the only entertainment available.