Posts by uroskin
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In the olden days the blood stained sheet was hung outside the house to prove the bride had been a virgin. Not sure how it worked for boys though.
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Real men wank with sandpaper, as an old bFM hit song had it.
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Measuring each other is so much fun! I bet it's a great bonding exercise for the All Blacks and the Warriors. I certainly want to measure those golden 7s guys one day!
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If you ever wondered what gay inches were.
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A cock length is the missing imperial measure between inch and foot.
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I measure and compare regularly, as is my privilege as a promiscuous gay urban male. It's simple, really: if I can't get my laughing gear around it, it's big; if it makes me gag it's big too. It's unusual big flaccid penises grow much larger but small ones can catch you off guard. The fun is of course finding out.
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As the car sticker had it: "Drink 'til he's cute"
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And boxes for your todger (but not as comfy as the vadzjy ones, I hear).
Love it when treads collide. -
Dudes, can we take it back to the thing in hand?
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If you want to spin it that way. On the other hand, she does manage, this week, to compare Phil Goff to Adolph Hitler, so... *shrug*
While she should have compared him to Stalin, if she had checked the talking points memo from her husband/leader first.