On the subject of Britney and Xtina,this completely changed my perspective of the universe.

A MODEST PROPOSAL
(with a nod to Jonathan Swift and Billy Connolly)
Feed the obese kids to the ones that don't have any breakfast.

I can see the movie now: What Maori Want, starring Mel Gibson as John Key, Leader of the National Party, who suffers a freak accident and suddenly finds himself able to understand the thoughts of the Tangata Whenua...

Returning to an earlier conversation, here is another neglected Ariel. You'd have thought the Brits could have sued.