Up Front: Oh, Cock!
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3410,
Okay, I get 270 ml.
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In the olden days the blood stained sheet was hung outside the house to prove the bride had been a virgin. Not sure how it worked for boys though.
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Getting a bit like reaching out and touching someone around here, chaps !
Still, I can vividly remembering the first time I had proper (rather than improper) sex. A moment of great illumination: so there was a use for this thing...and were women everywhere walking around with similar facilities for bestowing such pleasure!
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In the olden days the blood stained sheet was hung outside the house to prove the bride had been a virgin. Not sure how it worked for boys though.
Maybe a pair of stained Y-fronts?
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were women everywhere walking around with similar facilities for bestowing such pleasure!
Luckily for us all, I do not have a copy of Portnoy's Complaint to hand and so cannot quote the passage in which the eponymous narrator expresses a similar sentiment is similarly wonderstruck but less lyrical fashion.
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Geoff, my thought was more along the lines of "Thank God that's over, surely it's not always that awful?". But things got better fast.
Edit: We were both virgins. Not recommended.
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Yes, my first gay sex was between virgins too (he was straight, so had even less of a clue). Highly un-recommended indeed.
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Screw this for a joke...
I wonder if this was what Archimedes was really doing in his bath?
Ach! Everyone is an Archimedian here....
Well, what else would ya fill cracks in with?I guess another way might be to quickly wrap it in plaster of paris.
fondly remembering Cynthia Plaster Caster
her official website is here - she always
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Yes, I remember reading that Jimi had great trouble getting out of the mold, his (apparently impressive) chop would not go down.
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Geoff, my thought was more along the lines of "Thank God that's over, surely it's not always that awful?". But things got better fast.
Edit: We were both virgins. Not recommended.
Not necessarily a problem, as long as you approach things in the right manner (i.e. with lots and lots of practice at all the other options before you attempt the "intercourse" bit.)
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Geoff a pair of stained Y-fronts brings in images of old folks homes to my mind. Not best mixed with images of virgins.
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an aside @ Just Thinking
(I think you mentioned this in an earlier post)After enquiring I have been assured there will be NO alcohol anywhere at the Chch Free Concert tomorrow - no VIP area serving drinks apparently... and if I hear otherwise after the fact I will be most displeased - it's bad enough that Bob Parker has thrust himself into The Bats set (and that they only get a 12pt, bottom line listing in the acts on the ads and poster....)
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- it's bad enough that Bob Parker has thrust himself into The Bats set
Do The Bats have groupies? Hopefully with plaster casting skills? Perhaps Bob could be persuaded to 'thrust' his actual head into a bucket of alginate (Jimi Hendrix did it, your worship - think of the cred) . . . Aargh never mind, how the hell did The Bats become implicated in this pious fraud anyway?
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Perhaps Bob could be persuaded to 'thrust' his actual head into a bucket of alginate (Jimi Hendrix did it, your worship - think of the cred)
:)
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Today's TEDx Christchurch event featured shrinking alligator penises. When the tweets about it appeared, I thought of this dicussion at once, naturally.
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Do The Bats have groupies? Hopefully with plaster casting skills?
What would all the neighbours say?
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Much as getting into, out of, and around Hagley Park today did sound like a complete fracking nightmare, I did briefly consider it. I've never legally seen the Exponents...
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Much as getting into, out of, and around Hagley Park today did sound like a complete fracking nightmare, I did briefly consider it.
Perhaps Mayor Bob's "urban visionary" mate Hendo will attempt a repeat of this kind of stunt.
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What a twatcock
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