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Up Front: A Short Word Before We Begin

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  • Phil Sargent,

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  • Phil Sargent,

    Whoops. Too fast off the block. Welcome Emma!

    Since Nov 2006 • 28 posts Report

  • Emma Hart,

    Whoops. Too fast off the block. Welcome Emma!

    That's okay, Phil, it happens to everyone.

    Christchurch • Since Nov 2006 • 4651 posts Report

  • Che Tibby,

    hmmm.. so you're obviously tze ming then

    the back of an envelope • Since Nov 2006 • 2042 posts Report

  • giovanni tiso,

    Whoops. Too fast off the block. Welcome Emma!

    That's okay, Phil, it happens to everyone.

    Best start in the history of comments sections ever.

    Wellington • Since Jun 2007 • 7473 posts Report

  • Che Tibby,

    lol. <che only just gets emma's joke>.

    which is an irony, considering how often he's heard it...

    the back of an envelope • Since Nov 2006 • 2042 posts Report

  • Emma Hart,

    which is an irony, considering how often he's heard it...

    Wow, Che, is there something you want to tell us?

    BTW, even I wasn't anticipating lowering the bar this far this fast.

    Christchurch • Since Nov 2006 • 4651 posts Report

  • Che Tibby,

    even I wasn't anticipating lowering the bar this far this fast.

    i've heard that one too.

    the back of an envelope • Since Nov 2006 • 2042 posts Report

  • andrew llewellyn,

    People are intimidatingly and unfairly armed with information to back up their opinions.

    No sweat! I'm here now!

    Since Nov 2006 • 2075 posts Report

  • andrew llewellyn,

    Although I don't have an opinion on that.

    Since Nov 2006 • 2075 posts Report

  • Judi Lapsley Miller,

    Lovely to see you here all official-like :-)

    Wellington • Since Nov 2006 • 106 posts Report

  • Mark Thomas,

    degrees are no indication of aptitude. I once watched two engineering students fail to open the easy-peel wrapper on a block of cheese.

    That's not fair, we were too busy optimising beer funnel flow rates. Cheese wrapper peeling 301 is an optional elective anyway.

    Auckland • Since Nov 2006 • 317 posts Report

  • Hadyn Green,

    Awesome!
    I have an honours degree in maths, hate cricket, and was lambasted for the large amount of grammatical and spelling errors in my first post.

    We're perfect opposites...STANDING TAAAALL, ON THE WINGS OF MY DREAMS! RISE AND FAAAAALL, ON THE WINGS OF MY DREAMS!*

    *because it was too hard to write down the Odd Couple theme.

    Wellington • Since Nov 2006 • 2090 posts Report

  • JohnAmiria,

    I am not Keith.

    You say that now, but what did Nimoy follow up his I Am Not Spock book with?

    hither and yon • Since Aug 2008 • 215 posts Report

  • Che Tibby,

    follow up his I Am Not Spock book with?

    i am not leonard cohen either

    the back of an envelope • Since Nov 2006 • 2042 posts Report

  • Emma Hart,

    I have an honours degree in maths, hate cricket, and was lambasted for the large amount of grammatical and spelling errors in my first post.

    Large number of grammatical errors. Oh, I'm getting a lovely warm feeling already.

    You say that now, but what did Nimoy follow up his I Am Not Spock book with?

    Bonus points for the reference-spot, dude.

    That's not fair, we were too busy optimising beer funnel flow rates. Cheese wrapper peeling 301 is an optional elective anyway.

    We used to say that you guys got to graduate once you could actually say 'box girder bridges' instead of just grunting 'keg'. For balance:

    How many art students does it take to change a lightbulb?
    One, and they get six points for it.

    Lovely to see you here all official-like :-)

    Thank you Judi. You can be my fangirl if you like, the position's vacant.

    Christchurch • Since Nov 2006 • 4651 posts Report

  • andrew llewellyn,

    *because it was too hard to write down the Odd Couple theme.

    Now I've got that running through my head... does it have words? The theme to Bonanza does.

    Since Nov 2006 • 2075 posts Report

  • slarty,

    I'm feeling all empathetic - 15 years in Suffolk... dairy farmers

    Since Nov 2006 • 290 posts Report

  • David Haywood,

    Nice work, Emma! But I can't believe (and I think I speak for Jolisa here, too) that you're not going to exploit your children for cheap entertainment purposes. What sort of a writer are you?

    Dunsandel • Since Nov 2006 • 1156 posts Report

  • Rob Hosking,

    You say that now, but what did Nimoy follow up his I Am Not Spock book with?

    From memory, he recorded an album.

    His version of 'Proud Mary' has to be heard to be believed. Just don't listen to it stoned: you'll die laughing.

    South Roseneath • Since Nov 2006 • 830 posts Report

  • andrew llewellyn,

    follow up his I Am Not Spock book with?

    i am not leonard cohen either

    It's worse than that, it's pron Jim.

    Since Nov 2006 • 2075 posts Report

  • andrew llewellyn,

    From memory, he recorded an album.

    And the legendary Ballad of Bilbo Baggins.

    Since Nov 2006 • 2075 posts Report

  • Hadyn Green,

    *because it was too hard to write down the Odd Couple theme.

    Now I've got that running through my head... does it have words? T

    It does if you sing it.

    Wellington • Since Nov 2006 • 2090 posts Report

  • giovanni tiso,

    does it have words?

    It does if you sing it.

    Duru-duruddudu-duddudu-duddudu-duuu

    Wellington • Since Jun 2007 • 7473 posts Report

  • andrew llewellyn,

    Duru-duruddudu-duddudu-duddudu-duuu

    I totally would have recognised that.

    Since Nov 2006 • 2075 posts Report

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