Island Life by David Slack

I think this is just begging for a whole series of Lolcats.

Cheezburger? Do not want!!1!

The Burger King Whopper is a joke.

The McDonalds Big MAC isn't too far fetched.

The Subway sandwich is disadvantaged by the fact that they can be so personally customised that it may be just a case of differing ingredient lists.

The biggest visual difference looks to me to be the ad images crisp, green, leafy lettuce and the actual product's shredded stalks and wilted centres.

Those aren't burgers.

THIS is a burger!

THIS is a burger!

I had food poisoning yesterday (spoiling a hot date, WTF), and today it's meant that I have no appetite and have to remind myself to eat.

But I looked at that photo and wanted one. Obviously I am still ill.

Robyn, I think you're delirious. You might want to seek medical advice, the hallucinations are getting serious. Your food-poisoning may be turning into septicaemia.

Did you go buy & eat those things for the cause? I'm impressed.

Do they look eaten?

No, they're from the United States of Advertising.

Damn Cool Pics

So u cants hav cheesburger after all?

Iz not so grate

Ah! Right, of course.

That Damn Cool Pics site is pretty darned cool as it turns out.

I presume this is not Mr Slack's normal luncheon, or is there some other explanation for his trim figure?

I presume this is not Mr Slack's normal luncheon, or is there some other explanation for his trim figure?

He's on the P?

Leigh: a tin of salmon and two pieces of toast for lunch. And an orange. Don’t let anyone tell you that writers lead fabulous exotic lives.

RB. None for you on Saturday then.

<spooky!>

I typed that in, previewed it, and then thought the better of it.

I think I shall just have to start my own site where I can say whatever I like with impunity....

(but if we're both thinking it then it must be true, right?)

Check out that croissan'wich on damn cool, [insert obligatory homer drool] [followed closely by a double coronary]

Leigh: a tin of salmon and two pieces of toast for lunch. And an orange. Don’t let anyone tell you that writers lead fabulous exotic lives.

You mean it isn't all wine and nibbly bits at book launches and long afternoon lunches on your publishers account?!?!?!?

The Burger King Whopper is a joke.

And the joke is... their advertisements contain the most enormous whoppers!

Are you talking whoppers as in porkies or as in bristols? Either way, good call...

I don't know but if I came across a turkey with 6" breasts I'd leg it...

Either way, good call...

Do you think it qualifies as a 'zinger'?

as in bristols?

<googlegooglegoogle> oh. That is funny.

<googlegooglegoogle> oh. That is funny.

I blame it on excessive childhood exposure to The Two Ronnies...