Island Life by David Slack

Gee, I thought Susan was having a joke at the expense of the stereotypical misandrist ol' dyke. (Perhaps it's just me, but most of the lesbians I know only have a problem with men if they don't drink, don't smoke, and fail to appreciate having their internal organs liquefied by Dusty Springfield cranked up to 11.) Turns out she was 'misquoted'...

Bugger.