Island Life by David Slack

hmm Russell... he needs a new phone (after throwing one at a hotel receptionist)

I will be sending a CD of whale songs and some aromatic candles to Sir Brian Lochore, endorsed with the message, "love, Colin".

You, sir, made me laugh out loud in the office at ten to nine on a Monday.

I salute you.

I expect Russell (Crowe, not Brown) has already replaced his phone.

What he could really use is a new rugby league team.

It always seemed to me to be wonderfully ironic that the "Random acts of kindness" meme devolved at one point into a slanging match over who invented it between supporters of peace activist Anne Herbert ("Practice random kindness and senseless acts of beauty.") and some fundie group who also claimed the slogan

I feel so disconnected. I only know what a few of those jokes are about.

Looks like Slater already knows something about psychology. Though still very little about irony.

where did you buy your up dog?

What up dog?

What up dog?

The big black one?

You are to be applauded for getting in touch with the male monster from Cameron Slater's Id. Somehow I imagine it to be like the monster in Forbidden Planet or Quatermass and the Pit.

Take care.

I think the lesson Downey Jnr has handed Russell Crowe on not taking yourself too seriously is the best gift he could be given if he's able to accept it.

Gve the guy a break - he was tired, seperated from his family and he just wanted to call home and this prick was being difficult. It's not like it actually hit him...did it?

I will be sending a CD of whale songs and some aromatic candles to Sir Brian Lochore, endorsed with the message, "love, Colin".

Huh? How does Sir Brian know RB's cat????