Hard News by Russell Brown

Before anyone starts worrying about the pending threat to my sobriety, my partner's middle brother turns 80 next month and he can hold his piss. Present sorted - thanks New Zealand On Air... um, Zumwohl!

@N_BenWilson_Z has also won a bottle of premium New Zealand-made schnapps for this "tweet":

Key mourns the passing of Ol' Dirty Bastard (13 Nov RIP). Banks responds "We haven't got him yet" #teapottapes #zumwohl #votenz

Congratulations.

Ol' Dirty Bastard, Ol' Dirty Bastard
Flyin', flyin' high
He's just a-waitin'
Bastard's just a-waitin'
Waitin' for somethin' down below to die . . .

Congratulations.

<Bow>.

I confess to being inspired both by my previous bottle of Zum Wohl, and an alarming recollection of ODB caused by Friday night spent at Auckland Hospital wondering if a foolish friend was going to die in front of me.

a mysterious commodity known as "lulz", to which many members of the internet community are thought to have become habituated.

Ah...feeling better now. :-)

Damn. I hadn't seen that crochet top pic before I posted my
Privacy Breeches: http://twitpic.com/7edjed

I say that in all honest tea, and hope that the similari tea
doesn't count against my efforts to get zumwholed, while acknowledging the puns may well.