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Field Theory: Every guy does it

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  • JackElder,

    It's probably also worth mentioning the performance of our cyclists at the track worlds in Beijing; notably because one member of our women's pursuit team had never ridden on a track before about 10 weeks ago. They got gold, against some pretty stiff competition. Go the girls!

    Wellington • Since Mar 2008 • 709 posts Report

  • Richard Irvine,

    There's not much sport on at the moment, is there? Luckily what there is (Aussie Open, Aus v SA cricket) is at very civilised viewing times...

    It was nice to meet you ! Here's my disgraceful Moustache effort from 2007's Movember. I came under heavy pressure @ work to do it again this november, but I don't really want to set a precedent and spend 1/12th of of life with a hairy top lip. My Mo = itchy. Grey. Yuck.

    Spurs. Sheesh.

    Auckland • Since Dec 2006 • 242 posts Report

  • Jake Pollock,

    The Pittsburgh Steelers Superbowl song. Truly an abomination.

    Raumati South • Since Nov 2006 • 489 posts Report

  • Robyn Gallagher,

    The Pittsburgh Steelers Superbowl song. Truly an abomination.

    It sounds like a Stray Cats song that has had some football-related lyrics awkwardly worked into the tune, yet the googles tell me it's an original composition. It's just awful.

    ...And yet terribly catchy. It must sound amazing to hear a stadium full of fans singing "Heeeere we go!"

    Right, so that's my earworm for the day.

    Since Nov 2006 • 1946 posts Report

  • Stephen Judd,

    Beard Revue is strangely compelling.

    Wellington • Since Nov 2006 • 3122 posts Report

  • Kyle Matthews,

    Also fun has been the NFL play-offs where the Buzzsaw that is the Arizona Cardinals have cut their way through a number of teams who really should've beaten them and are now in the Superbowl.

    Apparently their punt kicker is the first Australian to make it to the superbowl final (ex-AFL star).

    At least the Steelers have given Pittsburgh something to cheer about. The Pittsburgh Penguins have become pretty average after going all the way to game 6 of the Stanley Cup Finals last year. Sadly they're still playing better than my Anaheim Ducks.

    Luckily, the only team playing worse than my ducks at the moment are Giovanni's Ottawa Senators, who lost 7 out of 8 games on a recent road trip while the World Juniors were in their home stadium.

    Since Nov 2006 • 6243 posts Report

  • BlairMacca,

    Spurs. Sheesh

    It's not easy being a Spurs supporter at the best of times, but my god it's tough right now. Its was only two years ago when Spurs (should have) made the Champions League. Now I can really see them going to the Championship...

    Apparently their punt kicker is the first Australian to make it to the superbowl final (ex-AFL star).

    I have always thought that being a punter must be one of the easiest jobs in sport. Sure the whole team is rushing you, but as long as you can catch all you have to do is punt the ball as far as you can a couple of times a game. Job over!

    Wellington • Since Apr 2007 • 208 posts Report

  • Hadyn Green,

    It sounds like a Stray Cats song that has had some football-related lyrics awkwardly worked into the tune, yet the googles tell me it's an original composition. It's just awful.

    ...And yet terribly catchy. It must sound amazing to hear a stadium full of fans singing "Heeeere we go!"

    Every NFL team has a fight song and most of them are really old. The Bengals' one is fun but my favorite is the San Diego Chargers'.

    "San Dee Ey Go SOUP...er Chargers!"

    Wellington • Since Nov 2006 • 2090 posts Report

  • Yamis,

    @ Blair.

    The guy punting the ball has to kick it as far as he can when they are stuck down their own end but usually they have to get the ball to stop before crossing the opposition touchdown line because if it does then the defending team gets to bring it back to the 20 yard line. They also have to get enough hangtime on the ball so that there defenders can get down and belt the hell out of the punt returner. It's usually pretty devastating if he gets a head of steam up.

    All that said I reckon I could just about make an NFL 'punter'. They probably make a million a year and get tackled once a decade. A bloke in the Steelers game the otherday barely touched a defender as he came down after punting and was awarded a 15 yard penalty. It was a joke. Talk about protected species. Steve Price would be screwed with his knee breaking kick charge downs.

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  • Kyle Matthews,

    Also, on most teams, they're not the place kicker are they? So they don't even have to kick the ball when the pressure is really on - point scoring.

    Since Nov 2006 • 6243 posts Report

  • Richard Irvine,

    If a bunch of linebackers and tight ends and what have you ever get hold of the oppositions' kicker, don't the beat the shit out them?

    Auckland • Since Dec 2006 • 242 posts Report

  • Robyn Gallagher,

    Every NFL team has a fight song and most of them are really old.

    What does New Zealand have? "I don't know, whoa, oh, oh. Why does love! Do this to me!"

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  • Sacha,

    Romantic lot that we are..

    Ak • Since May 2008 • 19745 posts Report

  • Hadyn Green,

    They probably make a million a year and get tackled once a decade.

    Not even close to a million and they get knocked down by big guys, a lot.

    Wellington • Since Nov 2006 • 2090 posts Report

  • Sue,

    you also seem to have forgotten 'the tour downunder' & a cycling race in your very own back yard.

    personally I'm hooked on the tennis wondering if baghdatis is going to return to form

    Wellington • Since Nov 2006 • 527 posts Report

  • Joanna,

    but my favorite is the San Diego Chargers'.

    "San Dee Ey Go SOUP...er Chargers!"

    I feel like I know so much about sport by being able to say that Kendra would think that you qualify for Playmate of the Year just because you like the Chargers...

    Wellington • Since Nov 2006 • 746 posts Report

  • Hadyn Green,

    Wow looks like I was wrong, punters do get a lot of money (sort of). On closer inspection the guys earning $1M or more seem to be in the later years of their pro-rated contracts, you can tell because there is no signing bonus.

    and @Jo Kendra has become an Eagles supporter of late

    Wellington • Since Nov 2006 • 2090 posts Report

  • Naly D,

    Not even close to a million and they get knocked down by big guys, a lot.

    Yeah I heard it was closer to $300,000. I'll ask K Rhodes!

    Punting and punt returns are my main qualm with Madden NFL 09. Like the amount of times I can get 10 - 20 yards on a return... Hm.

    Punters do score sometimes though, who was it last year that actually performed a drop goal? The Steelers?

    Wellington • Since Sep 2008 • 307 posts Report

  • Naly D,

    What the? Jason Hanson gets $ 1,650,000? I suppose he is the most used player on the Lions though right?

    Wellington • Since Sep 2008 • 307 posts Report

  • Tom Beard,

    Quitter! My Zappa has just about acquired enough length at the ends to call for some moustache wax and become a full-fledged Handlebar plus Chin Puff, and you have to go all baby-faced on me! Call yourself a chap?!

    Wellington • Since Nov 2006 • 1040 posts Report

  • Joanna,

    and @Jo Kendra has become an Eagles supporter of late

    Not in my alternative reality where Holly and Hef are still together...

    Wellington • Since Nov 2006 • 746 posts Report

  • Yamis,

    Good to see my educated guess was right. 32 place kickers? (P/K) in the league making more than a million US (looking at the total salary column). Even their reserve punters are around a million NZ a season.

    Here's an intereating article on how often these guys have to make a tackle. http://www.nytimes.com/2008/12/27/sports/football/27kickers.html?pagewanted=all

    The crazy ones who actually try to make tackles manage around 2-3 a season. Jeff Feagles at the Giants actively avoids any contact whatsoever and has made 11 tackles in the past 15 years.

    An article on injuries... http://www.pittsburghlive.com/x/pittsburghtrib/news/specialreports/specialnfl/s_291033.html
    One out of five punters suffers some kind of an injury each year. I'll take those odds and the million bucks thanks. ;)

    Now to put my two year old to bed. Probably far more hazardous to my health.

    Since Nov 2006 • 903 posts Report

  • Yamis,

    I can't find stats on how often they get tackled or even mention of it in articles (only looked for quarter of an hour though) but provided they take the ball cleanly they should not get near beign tackled. When they are in the motion of kicking they aren't allowed to be touched. So the only real way they can be is if the snap goes awol and then they recover it, or they drop the ball and recover it. In which case they are fucked but it doesn't happen all that often.

    Since Nov 2006 • 903 posts Report

  • Hadyn Green,

    Quitter! My Zappa has just about acquired enough length at the ends to call for some moustache wax and become a full-fledged Handlebar plus Chin Puff, and you have to go all baby-faced on me! Call yourself a chap?!

    Hardly baby-faced, unless babies have sandpaper stubble. And don't worry the beard will be back...

    Wellington • Since Nov 2006 • 2090 posts Report

  • Hadyn Green,

    I can't find stats on how often they get tackled or even mention of it in articles

    Tackles aren't an "official" stat so numbers on them are always woolly (ie. assisted tackles). But you could try looking up 4th down plays and where they were unsuccessful

    Wellington • Since Nov 2006 • 2090 posts Report

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