Island Life by David Slack


Verdict: Not proven

Conclusions must be supported by the evidence, according to the Minister for Clarity, Trevor Mallard.

Hear, hear! In this age of reason, we must not be leaping to unsupported conclusions. Here is a taste of what lies ahead as this clear-eyed policy is applied more broadly to our daily business.

Maths curriculum

2+2 = unproven

840,000/49= not known

Ministers’ speech notes

And in conclusion, ladies and gentlemen, redacted.


And the Oscar goes to Alan Smithee


You are a blight on civilised society, Christie, and you are hereby sentenced to be advised


And in the end,
the love you take
is equal to the love
you censored

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