Conclusions must be supported by the evidence, according to the Minister for Clarity, Trevor Mallard.
Hear, hear! In this age of reason, we must not be leaping to unsupported conclusions. Here is a taste of what lies ahead as this clear-eyed policy is applied more broadly to our daily business.
2+2 = unproven
840,000/49= not known
Ministers’ speech notes
And in conclusion, ladies and gentlemen, redacted.
And the Oscar goes to Alan Smithee
You are a blight on civilised society, Christie, and you are hereby sentenced to be advised
And in the end,
the love you take
is equal to the love