Posts by jon_knox
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Here's a great tip/insight for any political parties suffering from a lack of empathy for the communities they're about to screw.
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Brent said:
Hey, I also really liked the way the Customs man said, as he handed back the passport, "Welcome home, Brent" - made me feel real glad to be home.
Those Customs guys can see how much tax you owe and how many fines you've got outstanding these days. Ever thought they could be on commission? Last time I only got out coz I knew one of them....She used to be the manager at the Eden Epson Tennis Club and I slipped her my shiny white shoes....I figured as I was skipping Auckland I wouldn't need them any more. I heard a similar story from chick in Chch, though she'd totally done the OTT cognitive dissonance rationalisation thing, by pretending she didn't actually like shoes...Think her name was Bummer or something...No Emma...that was it. Emma.
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I don't know why Stewie has a nasal English accent. Mine is coz I'm living in England and totally have a cold...though I don't know why when I say "coz & "totally" it has an American accent...Big questions I know, but it gives the kids something to ponder.
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Mark wrote:
beep, beep jabber, OS9. peep tweet, beep, jabber Mac until OSX (10.3.9 to be precise) which is to OS9 as XP is to 3.x.
Whoa.. slow down there dude...what's that you're talking Klingon on something? ;o)
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Stewart wrote:
That, sir, is a vile slander! I have never met you.
;-P
Ok fine let Damian & his thread off the hook for a few minutes more if you must...
So you want a piece of me eh?....Why's that then eh? Let me guess you've been out drinking after hard week, had a couple too many, come home and the dinner's not on the table, coz your partner's gone to his/her Mum's, so you can't give him/her a bit of a "tickle-up" and make sure he/she doesn't let it happen again. So you decide to take it on me on the internet. Big, that's really BIG of you.
And what's with the facial ticks that so many people round here seem to have?
(NB no disrespect intended of course to people with actual ticks and violence is abhorrent)
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I'm the King here
Point of clarification. When I said "here", I mean on my planet. We all know who the King is, here on Public Address....And no I'm not referring to Damian dressed as Elvis....who I might add is doing a fine job on his thread trying to find the pot-of-gold-at-the-end-of-the-good-service rainbow.
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Sacha wrote:
You have people, Jon? And how did you get to be so.. moderate?
I thought I would employ a strategy of outright ignoring reality like McCain & Palin did regarding troopergate....They're sooo inspirational!
When I said "I'll have one of my people look into it", I really meant other kids at school. We've decided that because we're so down with the Technology, we should just take over the world now and save ourselves the hassle of inheriting it later.
Robbery made me a moderator on that other thread...perhaps "mistook" is more the word...anyway I'm running with that idea...don't let the word get out, as I am really enjoying channelling my inner Stewie at the mo.
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Mark wrote:
Jon, I don't know that your planet intersects with any other world ;-)
Choice eh? I'm the King here. I'll demote you from being a minion to mere lackey if you make too many more comments like that...and what's with that thing in your eye?....or are you trying to groom me coz you know I'm ONLY 14.75 AND YOU'RE FREAKIN 47? Riddle me that!
ps Mac's are for old people. and at least my world is young FREAKIN planet....geez...where does Russell find these people?
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Not having a rear reflector on your bicycle is like saying "F*#K YOU CAR, JUST TRY AND FIND ME".
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(Maybe I should start responding in the style of the "other" Moderators....Robbery you've got a lot to answer for)
Amy wrote:
Wasn't W3 Selwyn Toogood?
I'll take your word for it. I won't perform the rigorous fact checking I normally do when looking at things on the net. My sincere thanks. You've liberated me me from an unhappy place.
Robyn wrote:
"Packet three, please, sir
Thanks to Robyn for sharing her "packet" fantasy and submissive tendencies.
Sacha wrote:
Crap.
Don't worry Sacha...I'll have one of my people look into it....they're a little buzy doing their anthem homework at the moment.
Righto I'm off to that "readers tips" thread...to upload that photo