Posts by Riddley Walker

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  • Hard News: Claims,

    i can vouch for m, he is Klaus Kinski. i used to date his daughter Natasha.

    i too would like to know WHERE IS WISHART'S MONEY COMING FROM? 8,000 sales of Investigate per edition?

    how much does it cost to print 8k copies. obviously there isn't anything spent on research, but PIs can't come cheap, even ones like Idour, and he must have other overheads.

    AKL • Since Feb 2007 • 890 posts Report Reply

  • Cracker: Flashback,

    no problem, have collected the bags myself. no more snyde remarks from those guys ;)

    also, i accidentally flattened Milo when i was backing the Bambina off the set. i think he'll be ok though, some of his colleagues were already turning up as i drove off.

    i saw the lead as one of those generously endowed nordic opera ladies with the big horns and armoured bassieres atop a boat like this. you can almost smell the mushrooms, and note the uncanny likeness to dwarves.

    m, you might like this here for future reference. btw, this guy turned up looking for you m, reckoned he'd heard about some impending copyright issues - did you send the cheque?

    AKL • Since Feb 2007 • 890 posts Report Reply

  • Cracker: Flashback,

    put JK in as the captain and CGI him out later

    Eusa, are you privvy to secret National strategy documents?

    AKL • Since Feb 2007 • 890 posts Report Reply

  • Cracker: Flashback,

    IW: Clearly you suggesting there is a cover-up involving children, muesli, Albert Speer, JK and the cops - name your sauces and let the righteous Lord smote your demonic netherness!

    AKL • Since Feb 2007 • 890 posts Report Reply

  • Cracker: Flashback,

    oh alright. but to echo the interwebby origins, how about Das Linken Boot

    AKL • Since Feb 2007 • 890 posts Report Reply

  • Cracker: Flashback,

    yeah those dwarfs are just grumpy and they say rude things to me about my apprearance. and m is right, smurfs are nothing but trouble (had a bit of a run in with them few years back), steer well clear people.
    can i suggest we rename PT109 to something more in keeping with the film and more pleasing to the financiers? perhaps Das Kleine Tirpitz?

    AKL • Since Feb 2007 • 890 posts Report Reply

  • Cracker: Flashback,

    excellent. i hear Herr Pastetaster is a talent.
    JK was humming a lot of Wagner out at Waimauku B - we may need a Fastboat for the waterskiing.

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  • Cracker: LOL,

    Dad's Tips on ourtube

    can we have some can we have some can we have some can we have some can we have some can we have some can we have some can we have some can we have some?

    AKL • Since Feb 2007 • 890 posts Report Reply

  • Cracker: Flashback,

    most revealing m, will incorporate in my report to stakeholders.

    Eusa, well someone could have told me we weren't filing at Waimauku B today. it was creepy. i did see a couple of gnomes but i couldn't get any sense out of them, they kept talking to the trees and not much else. i thought it was just a gnome thing.

    Saw Milo too. Somewhat disturbing.

    Also saw a very good big old ferry on the east side of the NW motorway heading out to the site. thought i might contract a few locals to drag it along Lincoln Rd out to the coast so we can incorporate it in the film. could be a bit of an epic endeavour but i reckon it'll be worth it for the dramatic and cinematographic aspects.

    AKL • Since Feb 2007 • 890 posts Report Reply

  • Cracker: LOL,

    yeah that was a classic m, i miss that - and i'm one of the most pathologically anostaligic people alive.

    Russell, can we have some of paul, bill and bill's Dad's Tips recordings on ourtube, just for old times?

    i still can't pass through Rangiriri without insisting to nobody in particular... "__Straight through__ Rangiriri!"

    AKL • Since Feb 2007 • 890 posts Report Reply

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