Posts by andrew llewellyn
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I don't need to go on an Internet date, I just thought it might be interesting to do so
Oh, sorry, I thought you seriously wanted our help in getting laid.
how is hanging around in bars / at parties trying to pick up strangers any better?
Can you pick up more than one at a time on the internet?
Um... is there any easy way to change my name on selected posts?
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mermaids?
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"It would be easy to classify the 'New Zealanders' as a bunch of old fashioned white racists."
Actually, I object to it on the grounds that the statistics then collected are meaningless. I'd prefer that people treated it like the serious information gathering exercise that it is.
Jedis notwithstanding.
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Bwahaha!
If you guys want a giggle, check this thread out.
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I mean the whole purpose of being famous or even mildly is that members of the opposite sex are shallowly attracted to you by watching you on TV or even reading something you write in a newspaper or on the internet.
Actually, Kate's kind of right - Damian, you need to get out of current affairs & onto Shortland Street pronto!
I have taken advantage of readers shallowness several times now, with reasonable success. They have not all been nutters
Ha ha! Is this supposed to be reassuring?
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Wow! A movie star, on TV AND a pilot. The trifecta!
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Ha ha!
Yeah, I can confirm that "I'm on TV" works for me (slightly less often than "I'm an airline pilot" though.
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Fortunately he found a nice widow
Let's hope that whatever caused her last marriage to break up isn't still there :)
Never internet dated, but once, for a period of several months, managed a telephone dating service for the owner who had suffered a terrible family tragedy (was supposed to look after it for 2 weeks, he did a runner for 7 months!)
All I can say is I hope that internet daters are less moronic than telephone daters who ring the helpdesk (brick sized mobile phone carried by me) to complain that the system wasn't working, when in fact, they were incapable of navigating a 3 option menu.
Let's also hope that internet dating service providers are more polite to their moronic customers than I was.
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New Zealand faces many problems today, and we need someone with no vision, no nous, and no committment to any kind of political ideas whatsoever if we're going to face them with mediocrity.
Mate, add "apathy" and I was clearly born to rule.
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Look at these images of Key and Commodore Frank Bainimarama:
Spooky!
But even more worrying, that guy to the left of Key, I can't remember his name, but he looks just like Davros, creator of the Daleks