He came across as the kind of guy that has a shave and a shower before sex that's what. A nancy.

A real man would have given her some tongue back and sat and enjoyed the kiss longer.

To me the most cringe making scene was acknowledging his competitor…

i think he was just shocked to have won the award.

You don't want lipstick smears or spit on your chin when you go up to get an award on TV, do you?

Indeed. The fact that Alison gives him a post-kiss wipe as well would add weigh to that theory as well, surely.

Courtesy DanNews. I must say I don't buy the idea that Simon wiping his mouth after getting a big face-sucking kiss of congratulation from Ally somehow reflected poorly on him. You don't want lipstick smears or spit on your chin when you go up to get an award on…