Public Address | Cafe | Southerly: The Dalziel Salon https://publicaddress.net/system/cafe/ en-us Copyright (c) 2026 Public Address Lea Barker https://publicaddress.net/system/cafe/southerly-the-dalziel-salon/?p=195881#post195881 https://publicaddress.net/system/cafe/southerly-the-dalziel-salon/?p=195881#post195881 Fri, 24 Dec 2010 14:09:11 +1300 Janet L https://publicaddress.net/system/cafe/southerly-the-dalziel-salon/?p=195803#post195803 https://publicaddress.net/system/cafe/southerly-the-dalziel-salon/?p=195803#post195803 Wed, 22 Dec 2010 14:20:56 +1300 Sofie Bribiesca https://publicaddress.net/system/cafe/southerly-the-dalziel-salon/?p=195800#post195800 https://publicaddress.net/system/cafe/southerly-the-dalziel-salon/?p=195800#post195800 Ian is a self-described 'designersaur' whose life has veered down a variety of interesting tangents. He was once a roadie for Toy Love, he designed the famous 'cupid eyeball' logo for Flying Nun, spent a few happy years working at Rip It Up, and enjoyed numerous evenings as the doorman… ]]> Wed, 22 Dec 2010 13:50:16 +1300 Kyle Matthews https://publicaddress.net/system/cafe/southerly-the-dalziel-salon/?p=195752#post195752 https://publicaddress.net/system/cafe/southerly-the-dalziel-salon/?p=195752#post195752 After a particularly prodigious toilet-training breakthrough last week, Bob demanded that Sally be summoned to admire the contents of his potty. I tactfully explained that Sally was busy at work, but assured him that I would give her a detailed description the next time we meet. She’ll be thrilled no… ]]> Tue, 21 Dec 2010 22:09:35 +1300 Islander https://publicaddress.net/system/cafe/southerly-the-dalziel-salon/?p=195739#post195739 https://publicaddress.net/system/cafe/southerly-the-dalziel-salon/?p=195739#post195739 Geez Joe – I made the mistake of onsending that clip to young family members...o gawd, if there is one thing worse than outatune xmassy carols, it is hymns to mucus & boogers-

Um, David Hayward, while I love your work dearly, you realise that every Scot & Scots-descended person is, even…

]]> Tue, 21 Dec 2010 19:56:39 +1300 David Haywood https://publicaddress.net/system/cafe/southerly-the-dalziel-salon/?p=195734#post195734 https://publicaddress.net/system/cafe/southerly-the-dalziel-salon/?p=195734#post195734 Ross Mason wrote:
I presume the cat acquired its name while running across a certain byway in Chch.

Not quite. Running halfway across a certain byway, I believe.

Jacqui Dunn wrote:
... is he the lovely Ian Dalzeal, or is he the lovely Ian Dee Ell?

Being a fairminded sort…

]]> Tue, 21 Dec 2010 19:26:16 +1300 Simon Grigg https://publicaddress.net/system/cafe/southerly-the-dalziel-salon/?p=195718#post195718 https://publicaddress.net/system/cafe/southerly-the-dalziel-salon/?p=195718#post195718 at Rip It Up

The Dalziel grin and irreverent quips (along with the soundtrack driven by Murray's awful Bob Seger records) rather defined that loft.

]]> Tue, 21 Dec 2010 17:25:45 +1300 Bart Janssen https://publicaddress.net/system/cafe/southerly-the-dalziel-salon/?p=195697#post195697 https://publicaddress.net/system/cafe/southerly-the-dalziel-salon/?p=195697#post195697

his macronic talents

he makes pasta too???

]]> Tue, 21 Dec 2010 15:10:03 +1300 sally jones https://publicaddress.net/system/cafe/southerly-the-dalziel-salon/?p=195696#post195696 https://publicaddress.net/system/cafe/southerly-the-dalziel-salon/?p=195696#post195696 Tue, 21 Dec 2010 14:55:10 +1300 3410 https://publicaddress.net/system/cafe/southerly-the-dalziel-salon/?p=195684#post195684 https://publicaddress.net/system/cafe/southerly-the-dalziel-salon/?p=195684#post195684 Ian Dalziel

A very fine choice for our next Govenor-General, I'd have thought.

]]> Tue, 21 Dec 2010 13:04:53 +1300 Jacqui Dunn https://publicaddress.net/system/cafe/southerly-the-dalziel-salon/?p=195683#post195683 https://publicaddress.net/system/cafe/southerly-the-dalziel-salon/?p=195683#post195683 And not a lemon tree in sight?

Mid-winter, hot flush. Only thing to do is go outside and pee under the lemon. Supposed to be good for them. Lemons I mean. I can tell you now, it was utter bliss for me!

]]> Tue, 21 Dec 2010 12:47:36 +1300 Jackie Clark https://publicaddress.net/system/cafe/southerly-the-dalziel-salon/?p=195681#post195681 https://publicaddress.net/system/cafe/southerly-the-dalziel-salon/?p=195681#post195681 Tue, 21 Dec 2010 12:31:55 +1300 Lilith __ https://publicaddress.net/system/cafe/southerly-the-dalziel-salon/?p=195669#post195669 https://publicaddress.net/system/cafe/southerly-the-dalziel-salon/?p=195669#post195669

his macronic talents

Wow. Does he also have macaronic or macarenic talents? Or some combination of all 3?

]]> Tue, 21 Dec 2010 11:07:34 +1300 FletcherB https://publicaddress.net/system/cafe/southerly-the-dalziel-salon/?p=195666#post195666 https://publicaddress.net/system/cafe/southerly-the-dalziel-salon/?p=195666#post195666 No need for that mallarky. Send 3 infringement claims to his ISP and get him cut off. Bwahaahaahaa.


Speaking of which.... a co-worker here in Auck just received one of these from his ISP.

They are already in use!
I'm not sure if this is old news that I've happened…

]]> Tue, 21 Dec 2010 10:52:25 +1300 Joe Wylie https://publicaddress.net/system/cafe/southerly-the-dalziel-salon/?p=195665#post195665 https://publicaddress.net/system/cafe/southerly-the-dalziel-salon/?p=195665#post195665 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9JRmKaGP9xc
In breaking news, we have less mucus than yesterday.
Caution: Pandering-to-kiddies earworm.

]]> Tue, 21 Dec 2010 10:47:37 +1300 Megan Wegan https://publicaddress.net/system/cafe/southerly-the-dalziel-salon/?p=195661#post195661 https://publicaddress.net/system/cafe/southerly-the-dalziel-salon/?p=195661#post195661

I think it will be simplest (and more Christmassy) if we let New Zealand’s legal system decide on that. Bob and I will see you in court.

As my Christmas present, please please please can you make this happen? I suspect it would be HIGHLY entertaining.

]]> Tue, 21 Dec 2010 10:37:16 +1300 Don Christie https://publicaddress.net/system/cafe/southerly-the-dalziel-salon/?p=195660#post195660 https://publicaddress.net/system/cafe/southerly-the-dalziel-salon/?p=195660#post195660

Bob and I will see you in court.

No need for that mallarky. Send 3 infringement claims to his ISP and get him cut off. Bwahaahaahaa.

Oh yeah, Merry Christmas :-)

]]> Tue, 21 Dec 2010 10:33:55 +1300 Jacqui Dunn https://publicaddress.net/system/cafe/southerly-the-dalziel-salon/?p=195659#post195659 https://publicaddress.net/system/cafe/southerly-the-dalziel-salon/?p=195659#post195659 read of him, and read what he's written, of course, but what I want to now is this: is he the lovely Ian Dalzeal, or is he the lovely Ian Dee Ell? ]]> Tue, 21 Dec 2010 10:32:25 +1300 Ross Mason https://publicaddress.net/system/cafe/southerly-the-dalziel-salon/?p=195658#post195658 https://publicaddress.net/system/cafe/southerly-the-dalziel-salon/?p=195658#post195658 I presume the cat accquired its name while running across a certain byway in Chch.

Attempting a Cashel Streek.

]]> Tue, 21 Dec 2010 10:31:06 +1300 giovanni tiso https://publicaddress.net/system/cafe/southerly-the-dalziel-salon/?p=195656#post195656 https://publicaddress.net/system/cafe/southerly-the-dalziel-salon/?p=195656#post195656 the lovely Ian Dalziel

I've heard of him. He's great.

]]> Tue, 21 Dec 2010 10:08:21 +1300 David Haywood https://publicaddress.net/system/cafe/southerly-the-dalziel-salon/?p=195652#post195652 https://publicaddress.net/system/cafe/southerly-the-dalziel-salon/?p=195652#post195652 I feel I must assert my rights as the original author of the phrase “the lovely Ian Dalziel”.

I think it will be simplest (and more Christmassy) if we let New Zealand's legal system decide on that. Bob and I will see you in court.

]]> Tue, 21 Dec 2010 09:57:18 +1300 David Haywood https://publicaddress.net/system/cafe/southerly-the-dalziel-salon/?p=195650#post195650 https://publicaddress.net/system/cafe/southerly-the-dalziel-salon/?p=195650#post195650 RE: The Cat People

Strangely, I can also imagine Ian and Sally providing accommodation for rescue dogs (this is not a suggestion for anyone to inflict a dog upon them, by the way). Bob and I once saw Ian riding his bicycle, and he did look like a man without…

]]> Tue, 21 Dec 2010 09:52:38 +1300 Russell Brown https://publicaddress.net/system/cafe/southerly-the-dalziel-salon/?p=195643#post195643 https://publicaddress.net/system/cafe/southerly-the-dalziel-salon/?p=195643#post195643 Hear hear!

Although I feel I must assert my rights as the original author of the phrase "the lovely Ian Dalziel".

Add a little hair and subtract a little girth, and Ian's the same caring, clever human I worked with 26 years ago at Rip It Up.

]]> Tue, 21 Dec 2010 09:44:11 +1300 Bart Janssen https://publicaddress.net/system/cafe/southerly-the-dalziel-salon/?p=195639#post195639 https://publicaddress.net/system/cafe/southerly-the-dalziel-salon/?p=195639#post195639 Failed Christmas cards:

that all of you will enjoy a relaxing and mucus-free Christmas

Ian sounds loverly, especially since he has now been outed as a cat person.

Have a great Christmas David, ours will be made happier as a result of your book.

]]> Tue, 21 Dec 2010 09:39:13 +1300 Geoff Lealand https://publicaddress.net/system/cafe/southerly-the-dalziel-salon/?p=195631#post195631 https://publicaddress.net/system/cafe/southerly-the-dalziel-salon/?p=195631#post195631 Tue, 21 Dec 2010 08:54:09 +1300 Public Address https://publicaddress.net/system/cafe/southerly-the-dalziel-salon/?p=195630#post195630 https://publicaddress.net/system/cafe/southerly-the-dalziel-salon/?p=195630#post195630 Discussion from blog post.

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