Public Address | Cafe | Southerly: January 2008 Will be a Bad Month for All Star-signs

Bob Munro

Sat, 02 Feb 2008 14:34:32 +1300

There's another astute astrologer operating out of the The Daily Mash.

Jonty

Wed, 16 Jan 2008 09:05:09 +1300

This practice was discontinued after Artur Testov inadvertently suspended the ladder with one rung between his legs. He later underwent a name change to Arfur Bolokoff.

Benjamin Franzmayr

Tue, 15 Jan 2008 11:24:15 +1300

I'm a Capricorn. Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!

Bob Munro

Tue, 15 Jan 2008 09:45:25 +1300

Very wise, Peter. In my background research for this piece (if that's the appropriate term) I discovered that I am also a Piscean. Personally I have strapped a 5 metre ladder horizontally across my shoulders. It makes getting through doorways a bit tricky, but the added safety — in terms…

Bob Munro

Mon, 14 Jan 2008 11:45:36 +1300

As a careful Piscean I have now strapped lengths of 4 x 2 across my (already Christmas Holiday Inflated) arse in an attempt to prevent a fall down a coal mine.

Piscean attempting first winter ascent of North face of Denali.

**Solo attempt for first winter ascent on Denali's…

David Haywood

Mon, 14 Jan 2008 10:54:12 +1300

Apologies for the delay in replying to comments on this thread. I haven't been able to reach the PA site for the last couple of days (for some reason).

dyan campbell wrote:

> Geminis tend to be physically very tall or very
> short — although many Geminis are also…

Snowy the Dog

Sun, 13 Jan 2008 10:46:14 +1300

rrr woof woof!

Geoff Lealand

Sun, 13 Jan 2008 10:45:08 +1300

Such cruel and unusual punishment! I was born on January 9...which makes me a ?...but I usually say that I was born under a motel sign (a cheap motel, somewhere in Taranaki I suspect)

linger

Fri, 11 Jan 2008 16:32:59 +1300

As an unmarried Aries with an aversion to tea, I would seem to be uniquely safe from worry this month.
Except that I don't believe in astrology.
Bugger.

Peter Hunter

Fri, 11 Jan 2008 14:08:07 +1300

As a careful Piscean I have now strapped lengths of 4 x 2 across my (already Christmas Holiday Inflated) arse in an attempt to prevent a fall down a coal mine.

Thanks for the heads up!

dyan campbell

Fri, 11 Jan 2008 12:28:44 +1300

Geminis tend to be physically very tall or very short — although many Geminis are also of average height.

That is just spookily accurate about every single Gemini I know.

Emma Hart

Fri, 11 Jan 2008 10:15:47 +1300

PEOPLE LIKE YOU SHOULDN'T BE ALLOWED TO HAVE CHILDREN!!

People like him should be required to have children.

I'm also an Aquarius. I shall await the midgets eagerly.

Robyn Gallagher

Fri, 11 Jan 2008 10:04:23 +1300

How do you feel about homicidal line-dancing clowns in Paul Holmes masks singing songs from the 'Paul Holmes' album while dancing along Mt Eden road with your head on a stick?

That would be rool awesome. Mt Eden needs something to put itself on the map – something big and…

Tim Michie

Fri, 11 Jan 2008 09:45:08 +1300

Just an observation: As no one is born under the sign of 'Note:' I think we dismiss the prediction listed for it...

Don Christie

Fri, 11 Jan 2008 09:37:45 +1300

You're a scientist and an astrologer. You know this shit.

Yep, it's hard to argue with all that scientific rigour stuff.

Stephen Judd

Fri, 11 Jan 2008 09:35:50 +1300

It's ok. I'm a Contrarian.

FletcherB

Fri, 11 Jan 2008 09:33:53 +1300

Oh man, thats just not fair....

All you guys n gals get to die horribly unspeakable (but fascinatingly spectacular) deaths and all I get is a stupid book and CD.

I know some would call it a fate worse than death, but still...

Keith Ng

Thu, 10 Jan 2008 23:54:39 +1300

Oh David, now my obsession with death-rays seem practically philanthropic in comparison... (more humane, certainly)

And who am I to argue? You're a scientist and an astrologer. You know this shit. I will await the dwarfs.

David Haywood

Thu, 10 Jan 2008 23:29:43 +1300

Jen Hay wrote:

I'm an Aquarius and I was just wondering whether the dwarfs who are going to drive fish-hooks under my knee-caps also happen to be lesbian?

Hi Jen,

You clearly have no psychic talent — what a preposterous suggestion!

The dwarfs will be heterosexual. The knife-wielding midgets who…

Robyn Gallagher

Thu, 10 Jan 2008 22:57:41 +1300

I'm on the cusp of Sagittarius and Capricorn. Does this mean I will get two books and CDs? If so, is it OK if I give the extra set to the Red Cross op shop? And if they refuse them, can I just throw them in the bin?

Veronica Pushcum

Thu, 10 Jan 2008 22:36:26 +1300

PEOPLE LIKE YOU SHOULDN'T BE ALLOWED TO HAVE CHILDREN!!

Deborah

Thu, 10 Jan 2008 22:20:15 +1300

Brilliant!

Do you do birthday astrology too? It's my birthday on Monday, and I would like to know what the year holds for me.

Jen Hay

Thu, 10 Jan 2008 21:44:19 +1300

I'm an Aquarius and I was just wondering whether the dwarfs who are going to drive fish-hooks under my knee-caps also happen to be lesbian? Undoubtedly an unlucky day for me, but it could perhaps be a lucky day for Public Address.

Jeremy Andrew

Thu, 10 Jan 2008 20:59:49 +1300

Geez, did an astrologer kick your puppy or something?

Tom Ackroyd

Thu, 10 Jan 2008 20:12:28 +1300

Nurse! NURSE!!

Public Address

Thu, 10 Jan 2008 20:12:27 +1300

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