Clare needs to be a bit more luscious,

Than Rachel McAdams?

Than Edward Norton

Then you're in luck.

Clare needs to be a bit more luscious,

Than Rachel McAdams?

Than Edward Norton!

I still think Depp and Blanchett have it. But as a friend has been arguing today, Depp actually isn't the perfect Lin Baba! He's supposed to be tall, skinny, sinfully ugly, warm with sinister undertones, droll…

Nungas, as in two tits, doesn't need an apostrophe. Unless the bar is owned by a Mr Nunga, but I highly doubt that's the case.

very very nice.

Pascalle had walked into the West's dining room wearing her work uniform – a tight singlet with "NUNGA'S" emblazoned across the bosom, and a short skirt.

LORETTA: If you insist on showing your tits, does it have to…

Clare needs to be a bit more luscious,

Than Rachel McAdams? I thought that Kate Beckinsale could do it – but McAdams is one to watch in future, in my opinion.

Eric Bana's cast as Henry & Rachel McAdams will be Clare.

Eric Bana lying around naked everywhere? Yes please! But I find Rachel McAdams somewhat bland, which might be a good thing I suppose, if she's given a good character to play.

What I Really Want for Christmas (2009) is Johnny Depp and Cate Blanchett doing "The Time Traveller's Wife", but apparently the film rights are caught up in the Aniston-Pitt matrimonial property. Goddess save us!

Eric Bana's cast as Henry & Rachel McAdams will be Clare.

Could've been worse...

...anyone else see the Filth and the Fury on C4 last night. Bloody good. I wasn't into the Sex Pistols, and I think Rotten is a bit of a wanker, but it was a really honest look at the whole phenomenon, I thought.

Well I'm a huge fan of the…

I think it's Hunter's parents. Both of them (don't know, don't care what their names are)

And they wanted to kill Tess, but felt they couldn't…

Speaking of Depp, look out for Shantaram – but read it before you see it. Especially the bits about the bears. And the stools.

Isn't that another project that's shutdown until the writer's strike is over – which looks like it will be over just in time for equally fraught…

What I Really Want for Christmas (2009) is Johnny Depp and Cate Blanchett doing "The Time Traveller's Wife", but apparently the film rights are caught up…

And then the exact same right after with 30 Rock (Thank you TV3 for bringing it back!) – Settling in for…

What the hell were the people who gave Tim Burton the greenlight to make a blood-splattered film of Stephen Sondheim's Sweeney Todd, the Demon Barber of Fleet Street on?

dey wurnt on nuthin.

to get a film greenlite you only need sez one wurd: Depp!

So you're saying that Chris Warner is going to be revealed to be Chris R Warne, the secret half-brother of Shane Warne? Cos that would be awesome.

Speaking of which... who'd have thunk Shane Warne had enough self-awareness to take the piss out of himself (and be pretty funny) on…

There must be a word for the recorded-yet-destined-never-be-watched TV sitting around in boxes all over the world

PVRiously unseen footage?

I have a 3 year old episode of 49up which has survived the purges needed to fit my one-month-free-Rialto-movie recording binges. I'll probably see 56up first.…

Dr Screw-Anything-on-Two-Legs Warne

So you're saying that Chris Warner is going to be revealed to be Chris R Warne, the secret half-brother of Shane Warne? Cos that would be awesome.

As for Razor, look for the unrated version, which surfaced yesterday, its longer and flashier. I have been VERY patient waiting for it....

And if this from Ron Moore pans out, you may be waiting forever for the last seven episodes of the series.

Production wrapped on episode 413 late…

Finally, totally loving Love My Way which actually made me shed a little tear the other week.

I haven't been keeping up with it here (watched it in Aus the first time round) but I think I can guess which episode you're talking about! It's definitely one of the best…

I'm sure this is a publicity exercise by the production company or TV channel.... the only real question, is one of the three leaked endings the real one, or are they all fake?

I think it's becoming increasingly common to write and film multiple endings/climaxes to major shows. Means that…

aah i love it when i read about someone else's life and think "thank christ i'm not the only one"!!!!

Yeah, me too.

Felt much less alone in the world since I saw that film about George III.

As for Razor, look for the unrated version,…

Carmen's dead, baby. Carmen's dead.

But perhaps she has a twin sister or a doppelganger cousin...

Well, it worked for the Neilson family on that show I recall...

1) not just 'real' news, but front page? Really? For F@#& sake...

2) if it really was a leak, why were there three options for who dunnit?

I'm sure this is a publicity exercise by the production company or TV channel.... the only real…

could it be that Californication has more of a feminist agenda, no doubt equally abhorrent to Family First, than we thought? Hmm, discuss.

It has no agenda, it has the odd good line (the 'bro-ner') and apart from that it is vacuous personified. Nicely covered by the steady stream of…

I kind of tuned out when Rangi and Donna bonked, thought they were siblings and didn't because accidental incest in prime time is going a bit far.

If you'd stuck with it, you'd have found out that they weren't actually siblings, because Donna's dad had cheated or something.

I liked…

Carmen's dead, baby. Carmen's dead.
But perhaps she has a twin sister or a doppelganger cousin...

Or it turns out someone only dreamt she was dead, and she reappears in the shower?

Could work.

Carmen's dead, baby. Carmen's dead.

But perhaps she has a twin sister or a doppelganger cousin...

I loved Carmen. Not as much as Sarah Ulmer, but still quite a lot.

I think Theresa Healy was the original candidate for the Dimiti role in Rude Awakenings. She'd have been good.

Bring back Theresa Healey, whatever her character's name was

Carmen's dead, baby. Carmen's dead.

But perhaps she has a twin sister or a doppelganger cousin...

American public always want a tragedy with a happy ending

...using google takes a little effort, even.

I did like the line that time on the Simpsons: "It started like Romeo and Juliet, but it end in tragedy!"

Disappointed, though, at how the acting and writing have deteriorated since I last looked at the programme sometime in the mid-1990s.

I guess Shortie's loss is Outrageous Fortune's gain. :) I kind of tuned out when Rangi and Donna bonked, thought they were siblings and didn't because accidental incest in…

I like how the Shorty serial killer storyline has become something that almost everyone cares about – it's come up as a topic of conversation at every social event I've been to lately.

Must be an Auckland thing...actually that's not quite true. It's become a fixture in this house over…

The Shortland Street serial killer will become known to us in the final week this year

The Herald has this as a news story in the national news section – not entertainment. It's that important, y'all.

The article also mentions that three possible endings for the episode where the killer is…

I love the way you talk, I really do, but could it be possible that you are over thinking this?

Not only possible, but entirely probable. But when you get down to it, what I like about The Singing Detective, is that Dennis Potter had the guts to make 'Philip…

could it be that Californication has more of a feminist agenda, no doubt equally abhorrent to Family First, than we thought? Hmm, discuss.

No. Let me put it this way, if Shakespeare was pitching Othello to a Hollywood executive, the first note would be that Iago needed to have some…

Go on, admit it, and how cool were those old-school cylons?

Way cool, though not as cool as the revelation that Michelle Forbes' chances of snagging a GLAAD Media Award are pretty much non-existent. Meep...