Can't remember if that was a Robyn Williams joke (he did Silvester Stallone as Hamlet once – To be ... or whut?"), or...

You may well have heard Robin Williams tell it, but that doesn't mean it was his joke ... he's notorious for stealing jokes. (Just google 'robin williams…

Very good, David. Particularly the last one. (And then there was Kate Sheppard and her feminazi PC social engineering ... "jury still out" – Garth George).

Oh, yes women's suffrage was a particular stroke of genius on the party of Labour, passing the legislation twenty three years before it was…

I absolutely LOVED Romeo & Juliet but FFS what's up with the ending? Both of them dead?!!!! WTF??!!

Bang goes the sequel...

BTW, anyone see Hamlet 2? "He's back, and he's MAD!"

Can't remember if that was a Robyn Williams joke (he did Silvester Stallone as Hamlet once – To be…

Shakespeare had a blog, which, in the absence of a working internetz, was nailed to a tree in Stratford.

I immediately thought of Stratford in the 'Naki, and I was like, "Well, they do have that whole Shakespeare thing going on with the street names there..."

Oh.

And as for that 'identical twins' lark in "A Comedy of Errors" – how hackneyed is that!

If only he'd had a comments section.

Does this come from: a) No Right Turn b) Kiwiblog c) NZ Herald?

"After years of being taken for granted, fibbed to and generally mucked about, the New Zealand electorate put its collective foot down this year. Ignoring **an expensive, scare-mongering, largely business-funded…

Very good, David. Particularly the last one.

Indeed. There could be the entire alphabet's worth of answers for it...

h. Interest-free student loans

Russia has just elected a new President. How do you pronounce the name of the man who will lead the country for the next five years?

You mean Dmitri Medvedev? I've not heard one radio or TV hack pronounce the man's name the same way, and if there's any Russian…

last few times I passed thru the domestic terminal it would seem that they are now too cheap for clocks – which is tough if you just got of an international flight and haven't…

The difference, I say, is akin to the gauge used to measure depravity. It's kinky if you use a feather duster, it's perverted if you use the whole chicken.

Letterman was too busy running Hillary…

c. Stories pinched by Kiwiblog

I haven't seen Letterman in ages, but did anyone else, upon seeing the title of the column, get "Know, know, know, know, know, know, know, know, know, know, know, know! Know your current events!" stuck in their head immediately? He still do it?

At Auckland International Airport, who do they worry about most?

Hum... you shouldn't trust those sneaky bastard Canadians. Today Margaret Atwood paperbacks, tomorrow k.d. lang spreading lesbian germs, and then those horrible vampire pensioners sucking the economic lifeblood out of little old New Zealand.

How did they get to you,…