Hard News by Russell Brown

Speaking of advertising, perhaps we have got past wrapping babies in cellophane. (how could that possibly go wrong...)

Berloody hell!
And a stork!

And a stork!

Did you see the twins in a box with a bow on top, at the bottom of the page?

I think I may need to revise my Facts of Life...I thought I knew, but now I'm not sure...

I did, after your hint...I have now Revised My Facts of Life: NEVER believe what you see in pictures - just what you see before your eyes (and check your visual aids
and those of others round you...)

Giddy gods! what weird crap is out there on the Tubes! And, has been hiding in peoples' heads for yonks!

On sex, Cosmopolitan, strange uses for ice cubes and Helen Gurley Brown By Alexandra Petri /chortle