Never mind beer, I just got assaulted by some blue-smeared dude who'd been huffing nitrous all afternoon.
If you know Dickhead Smurf

Man, your 3D session of Avatar must have been more realistic than mine.

If you know Dickhead Smurf, who is a burly chap who likes to steal your hat and then then try and step you out for it, tell him from me he's a cock.…

So how do they manage?

Some of the ones Campbell Live talked to had quite ingenious pockets hidden in the costumes. As for the sunscreen – well, judging by the number of seats unfilled during lots of the rugby footage, they were just all staying inside out of the sun!

A festival honouring the gods of costume hire and weak beer

Not so much of the weak beer. Sacha, no-one arrives at the stadium sober.

This is why the press is dying, inadequate spelling skills and fewer pendants
And with this Your Honour, the prosecution rests.

Or is that petard?

The repeated misspelling of Snedden's name, though, I'm not sure about.

Update: I'm an idiot.

This is why the press is dying, inadequate spelling skills and fewer pendants

And with this Your Honour, the prosecution rests.

I wrote "Sneddon" twice. The second time I put it past the media person and the reply was "yep, oh wait, 'Snedden', 'don', 'den', I don't know, I think that's right"

So what you are saying is that the downfall of the press is not so much the fault of…

The repeated misspelling of Snedden's name, though, I'm not sure about.

I wrote "Sneddon" twice. The second time I put it past the media person and the reply was "yep, oh wait, 'Snedden', 'don', 'den', I don't know, I think that's right"

I'm going to assume that was a great joke rather than a suggestion for journalists to wear more jewellery.

It's a longstanding Public Address joke.

The repeated misspelling of Snedden's name, though, I'm not sure about.

This is why the press is dying, inadequate spelling skills and fewer pendants.

I'm going to assume that was a great joke rather than a suggestion for journalists to wear more jewellery.

Later that evening we saw Murray Mexted in Hooch. It was one of those celebrity sightings that make you think something special is in the air.

If that special something was eau de ugly Hawaiian shirt and too much cologne and hair product.