Wellington – 2304
Rotorua – 2497
Auckland Trusts – 2164
Invercargill – 2707
Auckland Vector – 5273

So derby beat everything but Vector... next stop, the Caketin!

[I guess few here know what Braxton Hicks contractions are...]

I don't think us mild mannered Cramps fans are falsely labouring under any misconceptions...
;- )

But yes, a big cringe to Snapper and it's attempts to dominate the night everywhere – from its signage, to its purchasing control points, to its uniforms and whole staff turnout to take over a pile of…

[I guess few here know what Braxton Hicks contractions are...]

I had a good laugh, Robyn.

Practice does make perfect

We're far from perfect yet, thanks Hadyn, but I think we're improving slowly with each bout. The next bout can't come soon enough.

You have reminded me of a quote…

Don't let Michael worry you too much Hayden, I thought the Snapper love was quite endearing – though could possibly tone it down in future bouts – first time's funny and all that.

No, let Michael worry you Hayden. By the middle of the game, everyone remotely near me was…

There's no place for jokes in serious sports commentary.

Murray Mexted.

So instead we made a joke out of it.

And we shouldn't have. There's no place for jokes in serious sports commentary.

He's the best MC in the country, I learn at his feet

I concur.

..sorry back to the jammy tarts ...
:- )

Dude, using Polyvore to make outfits for roller derby is so last year.

It was a great show, just a pity you can't put some f*cking integrity on your snapper card. If I want to hear sponsor names mentioned every 20 seconds I'll watch the IPL.

Sorry about that, it was a joke from the start. They were one of the major sponsors…

If I want to hear sponsor names mentioned every 20 seconds I'll watch the IPL.

Was it only every 20 seconds? Damn. The sponsorship agreement required one mention every 15 seconds.

...hicks contractions

I had never realised that goodbye
was a contraction of God be with you!

..sorry back to the jammy tarts ...
:- )

Actually thought the commentary team was pretty good, Auckland bloke was good on providing some insight into…

Step aside kickboxing! The YMCA Pitt Street has a new big hitting, crowd pulling sport under its belt, and 21 August bout is going to be a show that…

Down by 20 points Smash Malice takes the lead jammer position through Braxton Kicks. Braxton was close to not skating, her sister was giving birth that day and she came straight from the hospital.

I was expecting the next sentence to read, "But it turned out her sister wasn't in…