Word. What's with that... faux-bra-esque but slightly too high man-boob-framing graphic on the shirt?

It's Canterbury's Wallabra (tm) in action again.

Richard Irvine has a great breakdown of the new unis

I mean there's an uproar if the All Blacks put a logo on their breast, the cricket team seems to be advertising just where their breasts are these…

Word. What's with that... faux-bra-esque but slightly too high man-boob-framing graphic on the shirt?

I wonder if the brief was to make them look something like low-grade Transformers.

New Zealand Cricket: We have this great, distinctive uniform everybody likes...

Canterbury: And you want us to fix it? Consider it done!

playing field to the farmers market

I love that that is true in both rural NZ and hippy SF, but in totally different ways.

I mean, seriously, wtf?

Word. What's with that... faux-bra-esque but slightly too high man-boob-framing graphic on the shirt?

The worst uniforms in New Zealand sport are usually worn by our cricketers though.

Prescient, dude. I mean, seriously, wtf?

Unlike other sports where jerseys are made out of nylon or mesh, Rugby jerseys are like thick sweatshirts with collars! In fact there is no other jersey on earth that can move so seamlessly from the playing field to the farmers market

It's nice to…

Rugby’s greatest appeal lies in its uniforms.

Ditto (Spurs right?);

Worse Coventry, made 4th round of Cup last year though.

The panthers jersey must be mentioned (if not shown)

That’s so tempting. So very, very tempting.

Is it cos I is black?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgN1o747V4Q illustrates it nicely, as well a bit of continental biffo.

Picked my team back in the 80s on the basis of their uniform and seeing them win a highlighted game on TV1's sunday football show.

Ditto (Spurs right?); plus the fact that they won the FA Cup replay in '80-something.

"Rugby Fashion" would probably be a more apt title.

I'm a Spurs fan, it's spelt M-A-S-O-C-H-I-S-T-I-C.

Picked my team back in the 80s on the basis of their uniform and seeing them win a highlighted game on TV1's sunday football show. The colour was sky blue and the win was not indicative, still reckon I could go for one…

It could be worse. Can you spell Newcastle?

That’s so tempting. So very, very tempting.

I'm a Spurs fan, it's spelt M-A-S-O-C-H-I-S-T-I-C.

It could be worse. Can you spell Newcastle?

Are you in a vindictive mood this afternoon RI?

I'm a Spurs fan, it's spelt M-A-S-O-C-H-I-S-T-I-C.

This one is still the bizzo, though.

Cruijff was a stunning player and probably the coolest man in football in 73-74, guts me that the Netherlands couldn't win the 1974 WC Final. The Germany episode of the BBC documentary series on World Cup winners includes some great footage of him.…

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Personally, I'm not sure if wearing my Reaktor Pyongyang shirt is entirely wise, even on a Friday.

I'd like to get a nice retro one, like a 81 or a 91.

Ah yes; years when we actually won something.

Are you in a vindictive mood this afternoon RI?

This one is still the bizzo, though.

1. The Bobby Moore special for some weekend beatboy action.

I really like the away version of that – I did a version of it for one of me indoor football…

A few years ago there was a big controversy with skaters playing with tinted/mirrored visors. Some goalies kicked up a fuss that they were disadvantaged because they couldn't see the players eyes, and the tinted and mirrored visors were banned.

Meanwhile the complaining goalie has a helmet painted with death…

English Football suffers terribly in this. take my team (and Leg Break's), Tottenham. Compare this to this.

Agreed, and that's why there's such a retro shirt market in UK football now, they were so much better. Me likes...

1. The Bobby Moore special for some weekend beatboy action.

2. The…

I love ice hockey mask designs. I found a database a while ago and spent ages browsing

Ice hockey is quite unusual in that goalies (not skaters) can paint pretty much what they want on their masks. I can't think of another sport where one player has almost no rules…

Do they have debates about speedo design on Aussie Rules forums?

You've missed the most iconic NZ uniform of them all – the black singlet.

Kiwi AFL uniform incorporates "the singlet" with suitable shorts.

My current favourite sports wear is my black NY Mets Carlos Delgado t-shirt and my Brett Favre NY Jets replica home jersey.

Like you Richard I went on holiday to the states but couldn't actually get the jersey I…

Makes me want to cry.

That's not even the worst – remember this? (I had one of these, ashamedly).

The new ones are truely crap. I went on holiday to the UK a coupla years ago, fully intending to buy a new spurs shirt, but when I actually got my…

You'll love Darth Gerber then.

The side view's not the best though.

I believe the Hockey Girls at the Olympics got in trouble for having the wrong colour undies.

I know they had to wear blue tops instead of white as officials were worried that a rain shower could enable…

English Football suffers terribly in this. take my team (and Leg Break's), Tottenham. Compare this to this

Makes me want to cry.

I have had pedants appeal to…

Uniforms have been slowly ruined by sponsors and marketing budgets – if you've got a whole lot of cash to spend with Nike or Adidas for a new shirt, the execs are going to want their…

I love ice hockey mask designs. I found a database a while ago and spent ages browsing

You'll love Darth Gerber then.

Do they have debates about speedo design on Aussie Rules forums?

What is it with Australians and awful uniforms?

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I love ice hockey mask designs. I found a database a while ago and spent ages browsing

is like mana from heaven

I want to know if this is intentional and if so can I please use it?

Following some Ice Hockey forums on and off I'm always amazed at the level of interest about sports equipment, which often escalates into full-scale flame wars. Whole articles these…