Public Address | Cafe | Fearless?

Rex Widerstrom

Thu, 09 Jul 2009 00:21:38 +1200

They should have had it voiced over here in Australia. "Arse fires have nuthin too hard" sounds much better.

Lyndon Hood

Wed, 08 Jul 2009 14:55:27 +1200

Our fears have nothing to hide.

"... what with the body paint and all, I though she was asking me asking me back to her place for a couple of bares. But it turned out when I walked in the front door a got between the mother and her cub…

Just thinking

Wed, 08 Jul 2009 11:37:36 +1200

Haven't the cabin crew been fighting for years to be treated as professionals & not pros?

Jackie Clark

Wed, 08 Jul 2009 11:35:34 +1200

I have to admit, Emma, I would have welcomed seeing you in Chch. Maybe if I know more people I like down there it will dissipate my angst about going there. I shouldn't overdramatise it, really. We spent a lot of time there as kids, but always in town. (Good…

Emma Hart

Wed, 08 Jul 2009 11:27:52 +1200

I just flew to Chch and back, and the destination not withstanding, the service was fine, the flights were on time and very pleasant, the selfcheck in was very easy.

Hey... Those self-check-in machines are the business, though, so easy. And every time I fly, we get to teach somebody…

mark taslov

Wed, 08 Jul 2009 11:23:16 +1200

and disrupt the Mary Poppins image?

Jackie Clark

Wed, 08 Jul 2009 07:35:47 +1200

I should have said, on Air NZ.

Jackie Clark

Wed, 08 Jul 2009 07:35:15 +1200

I just flew to Chch and back, and the destination not withstanding, the service was fine, the flights were on time and very pleasant, the selfcheck in was very easy. So no complaints here.

Sacha

Mon, 06 Jul 2009 22:33:52 +1200

Excellent.

James Francis

Mon, 06 Jul 2009 22:22:34 +1200

If you listen carefully, I think you'll find that they're saying:

Our farers have nothing.Two hired.

On the one hand, this is a message from Rob Fyfe to John Key that the Jobs Summit wasn't a complete load of bollocks.

On the other hand, it is also a marketing message…

Ian Dalziel

Mon, 06 Jul 2009 11:15:41 +1200

Marxian polemics and other grouches...
Bonzo Dog Doo Dah Band – Intro and Outro
(with the Count Basie Band on triangle)__

where holed up in a basement and Ian's dancing round dressed in bermudas, Mr Harris has started humming church songs. please helP!

Not where – we are (or we're,…

Sacha

Mon, 06 Jul 2009 09:46:44 +1200

Somone send a film crew! Next season's hot reality show, maybe for the Japanese or German markets.

mark taslov

Mon, 06 Jul 2009 02:31:30 +1200

Ian Dalziel has all the Mark's.
where holed up in a basement and Ian's dancing round dressed in bermudas, Mr Harris has started humming church songs. please helP!

jb

Sun, 05 Jul 2009 23:10:45 +1200

20 marks would be ..er... €10.23?

Ian MacKay

Sun, 05 Jul 2009 10:43:08 +1200

"Our fleas have nowhere to hide"- so don't blame us if you itch!

Sacha

Sun, 05 Jul 2009 10:30:34 +1200

"I gave it to the captain and he threw it out the window"

Nice.

Steve Barnes

Sun, 05 Jul 2009 10:24:44 +1200

"Oh my God, the CEO's painted his cock blue again"
"Bugger"
What the hell are we going to do Mandy? people are starting to talk"
"Geez, I dunno Shonya but it takes me back to the days when we were known as 'The Airline that really does Give a Fuck"…

Jolisa

Sun, 05 Jul 2009 00:02:14 +1200

Is it because their fares are fair? Should we kea? And are they still drinking our bare hair?

(For me the best part about flying Air NZ home is hearing that happy voice over the intercom saying "Gordevening-ind-wullcum to Ear New Zealand..." It reminds me to put my New Zealand…

ScottY

Sat, 04 Jul 2009 22:07:18 +1200

Given ACT's love of selling off public assets, maybe the motto should be: "We have nothing to fear but (Rodney) Hide"

Vaughn Davis

Sat, 04 Jul 2009 20:36:59 +1200

Baring 737?
Barebus 320?

Ian Dalziel

Sat, 04 Jul 2009 16:59:13 +1200

The first rule of Flight club...

"Our fears have nothing to hide"

Our hides have nothing to fear...

To have nothing hides our fear...

Have no fears – our thing hides

Fear hides our thing...

...soar on the wings of inadequacy
(leave your baggage on the carousel)

yrs
Mandy
__Fly…

Sacha

Sat, 04 Jul 2009 16:01:12 +1200

Leerjet, surely.

mark taslov

Sat, 04 Jul 2009 16:01:05 +1200

our unhidden=how unhidden

mark taslov

Sat, 04 Jul 2009 15:59:27 +1200

It's either

a) a challenge to the passenger. Stating when and if the crew and by representation the company become afraid, they'll panic and scream blue murder, implying a collective 'our' inviting passengers to express the fear together.

b) a threat to the passenger. Stating when and if the crew…

Tim McKenzie

Sat, 04 Jul 2009 15:07:41 +1200

By any chance, did you see this video on a Lairjet?

Jake Pollock

Sat, 04 Jul 2009 14:47:24 +1200

We have nothing to fear but flying on an Airbus?

Sam F

Sat, 04 Jul 2009 14:17:11 +1200

I would intepret this as follows: screw your creeping sense of unease, we have a brand-meme to push, and we'll force it down your throats wherever our marketing department thinks it desirable.

It's interesting that Air NZ would take an instructional video – meant to be unambiguous, purely informational, and…

Paul Campbell

Sat, 04 Jul 2009 13:54:32 +1200

Ah – I see this is obvious ACT propaganda being inserted into AirNZ safety videos, how insidious ....

Tim McKenzie

Sat, 04 Jul 2009 13:32:07 +1200

We're afraid we can't give you any more information.
We're scared, but not because we're trying to hide anything from you.

Or, thanks to BabelFish (via traditional Chinese):

我們的恐懼什么都沒有掩藏。

Our fear is assorted has not hidden.

Or similarly, with Google Translate:

我們的擔心沒有什麼需要隱瞞的。

We have nothing to worry about the hide.

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Sat, 04 Jul 2009 13:32:07 +1200

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