I'm also against comedy moustaches. Grow a good one and watch the womenfolk swoon.

My favourite is the one where the handlebars join the sideburns. But that's "not allowed". You know who else had rules and moustaches and made…

interestingly, i was in oz when this thing kicked off.

and it was just a bunch of dicks growing mo's. all very fhm if i remember right.

I can understand that characterisation given some of the blokes I've seen around the city, however I've participated in MoVember the last three…

they actually taste like deep-fried salty blubber and gristle.

and, i've faced an adult fur seal over at cape palliser. it won. i ran like hell.

A baby seal walks into a club.

FYI: I don't club baby seals either.

you should.

i've heard they taste like a really salty vension.

Club baby seals? No, I couldn't be so cruel.
But as for the adult males ... I believe that's considered a fair fight!

A'rrrrr!

FYI: I don't club baby seals either.

you should.

i've heard they taste like a really salty vension.

I guess what I should have said here, is that I'm concerned that it might just become a whole bunch of dicks growing mo's, and actually lose the charity/fundraising aspect

interestingly, i was in oz when this thing kicked off.

and it was just a bunch of dicks growing mo's.…

I mean, great cause and all, but soooo many people are doing it

I guess what I should have said here, is that I'm concerned that it might just become a whole bunch of dicks growing mo's, and actually lose the charity/fundraising aspect that I think makes it such an…

I mean, great cause and all, but soooo many people are doing it

And then I said:

Yeah, that's why whenever someone tries to sell me a poppy or a pink ribbon I just tell them to fark off.

And then Jackie said:

I'm speechless.

And then Jeremy said:

I was composing…

he'd rather spend time in afghanistan than wellington...

According to George Bush, Afghanistan is s a tourist mecca these days. Peace love and democracy and whatnot.

But seriously. Vote for me.

he'd rather spend time in afghanistan than wellington...

vote the dropkicks!

On the dissing theme I am using your blog for a plug for the opposition.

Brenda Wallace is a serious contender for the Dub Dub Dub and deserving nomination. Vote for brenda.

And I think therein lies the difference between me and whoever that guy is that runs the National…

Che drank all the ale

and i'd do it again, damn it!!

And Kowhai, I'm shocked you didn't vote for the Dropkicks! What happened to good old-fashioned nepotism?

Che drank all the ale.

But I (surprise!) agree with Tom. Most guys are growing a handlebar because they think it looks cool, but then their facial hair and face shape let them down.

Grow the tache that suits you and…

I'm speechless.

I was composing a post along the same lines, only longer, and more funnier, but no less ironic. Something about how those pink ribbons look really ugly if you don't colour coordinate your outfit to match them.
IO beat me with a blunt obje^H^H^H^H comment.

Its for 4…

I mean, great cause and all, but soooo many people are doing it

Yeah, that's why whenever someone tries to sell me a poppy or a pink ribbon I just tell them to fark off.

I'm speechless.

If this Christie interloper wins we're staging a protest.

:)

Totally OT (was there a T?), but that just provoked a memory flash of the early 80s D-cops we used to encounter in Auckland.

They stood out like dog's balls in their dorky leisure shirts, which I presume they thought looked cool and streetwise

or the ones that used to…

Is that a typo? I thought we nominated Don Christie?

Bugger. I thought I was voting for myself.

Still, I am sure I could use mistaken identity to stroll up and put together a few words totally dissing Wellington.

I am still trying to recover from trying to visualise Don…

the porno, chopper reid style IS the least naff of the non "undercover cop" varieties....

Totally OT (was there a T?), but that just provoked a memory flash of the early 80s D-cops we used to encounter in Auckland.

They stood out like dog's balls in their dorky leisure shirts,…

It has definately gone beyond tipping point....dangerous to diss though,,,,,its for charidee!

the porno, chopper reid style IS the least naff of the non "undercover cop" varieties....slightly ironic without strangers actually thinking you are....one of THEM!

Ive gone for the beardy this year, and any day now.....shave shave......out…

Scattered throughout this blog are a few photos I’ve taken around town (Island Bay and Oriental Bay) on my new (old) Rolleiflex TLR.

Anyone who uses a Rollie TLR gets my vote (sort of like walking in the footsteps of Ans Westra.). Very Wellington...

I'm just disappointed by the ubiquity of the "handlebar" when there are so many others to choose from

Yeah, I was thinking much the same today. It's like it's become the default Movember Mo. Although there is at least one 'personality' who – looking less than the picture of health…

Last year's Movember caused enough conjugal strife to dissuade me from repeating it.

Is that a typo? I thought we nominated Don Christie?

An easy mistake to make, I am still trying to recover from trying to visualise Don as a Goth – (old Cracker from many moons ago).

Oh, and I'm told that you were on the shortlist for another category, "Best Public…

Although does anyone else find the whole Movember thing is actually getting a bit too ubiquitous?

Yes. Me.

It's a real mainstream thing as well. None of my social circle has grown any lip fluff. Everyone at work apart from me and the two token women has, however.

And it…