Public Address | Cafe | Cracker: Midweek Medley

AndrewD

Tue, 29 May 2007 14:57:09 +1200

Prime Sunday Nights. Best of Top Gear followed by Planet Earth. My 11 and 8 year olds are in heaven. Amercian Idol? Nah.

jon_knox

Thu, 24 May 2007 18:40:32 +1200

is that what was happening that time you invited me into someone's bedroom at a party to listen to records?

Correction....you might even have a second chance...listen to records ay?...putting that peice of gold next to "take a look at my etchings". Wicked!! Am learning so much on this thread…

Che Tibby

Thu, 24 May 2007 18:18:17 +1200

Reckon you might even have a chance with that Che guy

no! wait! what?

is that what was happening that time you invited me into someone's bedroom at a party to listen to records?

i'll call that, "narrow escape by the che"

jon_knox

Thu, 24 May 2007 17:38:47 +1200

And Damian you made it look like the three-way was totally Katie's idea. You are the man! Expect a call from Lyle Lovett's publisher...I hear they are looking to add a few chapters to his 'Scoring way out of your league' book to replace Paul Holmes (post Hine).

Suspect if…

Damian Christie

Thu, 24 May 2007 15:17:03 +1200

I was wondering about that. So you think when Katie said:

Out of interest, would either of you two like to get pregnant?

...she was totally hitting on both Rob and myself? Sweeeeeet.

jon_knox

Thu, 24 May 2007 15:13:59 +1200

Stop avoiding the question

Reading between the lines I think you just got propositioned Damian. (Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!)

Time to (once again) include a link to your NZ Dating profile in your next blog post.

Damian Christie

Thu, 24 May 2007 14:36:42 +1200

Would I like to be pregnant? What, and rely on my partner to go out and spear mammoths and stuff for dinner? Don't make me laugh...

Damian Christie

Thu, 24 May 2007 14:28:59 +1200

Yeah, you should really try basic fact checking first, like, um, google? It came up with this one...

http://www.museumofhoaxes.com/birth/birth.html

Rob Stowell

Thu, 24 May 2007 14:05:27 +1200

For me- no thanks.
A/ plenty of kids already
b/ we both enjoyed my partner's pregnancies in a range of ways I can't quite see us enjoying if I was pregnant.
Damian?

Rob Stowell

Thu, 24 May 2007 13:22:19 +1200

So those guys were fighting over a chance to get pregnant- well, that explains it....

Damian Christie

Thu, 24 May 2007 13:14:26 +1200

Nah, but the males do get pregnant, which is a pretty gay thing to do. Which presumably means the wife is the one who gets to keep smoking during the pregnancy and head down to the pub during labour and hand out cigars when the phone call comes from the…

Rob Stowell

Thu, 24 May 2007 12:17:47 +1200

Yeah, very funny "fight"!
I know "the voice" from Planet Earth, and he's NEVER wrong. But I thought seahorses were hermaphrodites? In which case, aren't they all sort've gay? And what exactly would they be fighting over?

Russell Brown

Thu, 24 May 2007 12:06:29 +1200

Yup. That's me. Big with the Mums.

I'd tell you how well Public Address does with seniors, but that would probably just make you feel even worse ...

Damian Christie

Thu, 24 May 2007 09:49:17 +1200

Suspect you're a massive hit on the seniors and retirement home circuit though fulla.

Yeah, I must admit that's nothing new. Generalising here, but out of Close Up/Shortland St/Campbell, I think Close Up has the oldest skew. Most time I meet a lay-dee and she asks what I do for…

Joe Wylie

Wed, 23 May 2007 22:33:54 +1200

I can't believe Lawtanya hasn't provoked at least some comment. Let me be the first to congratulate you on un-earthing some genuine internet gold!

If you liked Lawtanya, you'll love BoingBoing & Growabrain:
http://www.boingboing.net/
http://growabrain.typepad.com/growabrain/

jon_knox

Wed, 23 May 2007 21:15:03 +1200

Mediawatch no less. Lock up your daughters, Cracker has arrived.

Gee, I hate to disappoint you Damian, but generally speaking unless someone is really ancient, their daughters aren't listening to Mediawatch.

Suspect you're a massive hit on the seniors and retirement home circuit though fulla. I hear there's loads of…

davesparks

Wed, 23 May 2007 15:59:45 +1200

I can't believe Lawtanya hasn't provoked at least some comment. Let me be the first to congratulate you on un-earthing some genuine internet gold!

Public Address

Wed, 23 May 2007 15:59:45 +1200

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