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Knowledge Bro

Mon, 08 Jun 2009 14:09:43 +1200

Saucy Rhino: I So Raunchy.

Leg Work On Bed

Jolisa

Mon, 08 Jun 2009 03:47:35 +1200

On third thoughts, this has always been a linguistically open-armed place; we welcome you no matter your language of origin, and whether you're m., f., or n.

Anagramophiles, UNTIE! You have nothing to lose but your chains: raunch is you.

Jolisa

Mon, 08 Jun 2009 02:58:09 +1200

Readers might be asking themselves if an encounter with a breathtakingly energetic and flexible man could really be constricted to the "quick and dirty" basis described in the sales pitch.

Logic is not generally a strong point of the genre. On the other hand, a breathtakingly energetic and flexible man…

Jolisa

Mon, 08 Jun 2009 02:51:20 +1200

You kinky bastards. That's totally unnatural, what you're doing with the alphabet.

Unless, as David H says, you're doing it au naturel, in which case, as you were.

Anyone for tennis?

Islander

Mon, 08 Jun 2009 01:29:32 +1200

Knowledge Bro

Mon, 08 Jun 2009 00:58:55 +1200

Ian Flee Figment? Oh

Helin, Meet Ian Goff
Him Left Gene Of Ian

E, He Meltin', Gain off

Knowledge Bro

Mon, 08 Jun 2009 00:52:40 +1200

--Poetry of Vogon--

Coke machines and nordic dreams,
Of men and mice alike,
With heart of gold
And baths gone cold
From Douglas, Adams rib.

Marvin of the failed diodes

Islander

Mon, 08 Jun 2009 00:24:23 +1200

Nimh be it
cause Terry makes unconsious weather gods
and whether gods be
we do: are
checking the mouse/meece/mice
making consiousness suffice
cause
nothing else does it
eh?

Knowledge Bro

Sun, 07 Jun 2009 23:59:01 +1200

The Mail Engine Off

The Main Feeling Of meeting
The Gamine Offline
If The Final Genome
File Among The Fine

Sacha

Sun, 07 Jun 2009 23:40:01 +1200

Nil or Nimh?

Ian Dalziel

Sun, 07 Jun 2009 23:22:25 +1200

so the mice tell me : )
I like that... The Fine Game of Nil
(...the Universe, and Everthing!) very Zen
– ya don't get cross or down in the Big Empty...

and much better than an Effin' Hotel Enigma

yrs
Dirk Gently
sidekick defective

Knowledge Bro

Sun, 07 Jun 2009 20:06:45 +1200

many a crosswod is done in vest
A Sparkle Or Two or An Earlier Skill
Is 42 really The fine game of nil?

David Slack

Sun, 07 Jun 2009 19:00:53 +1200

Readers might be asking themselves if an encounter with a breathtakingly energetic and flexible man could really be constricted to the "quick and dirty" basis described in the sales pitch.

Readers are reminded that they get this service for free. Should they feel their experience differs from the one advertised,…

Ian Dalziel

Sun, 07 Jun 2009 18:59:35 +1200

for Knowledge Bro
(or should I say
Rok Bow Legend!
for it is indeed he
and no lesser mortal
Cleft Palette...?
– don't forget the Dub Lisp Cadres
...he spat playfully and cups 'is bladder...
or Public Address, and our own busty blog
is the product of __…

Joe Wylie

Sun, 07 Jun 2009 18:41:00 +1200

Get this man his own show, for crying out loud.

If that's a petition, seconded.

giovanni tiso

Sun, 07 Jun 2009 17:59:51 +1200

all hail the new Tumesce

Get this man his own show, for crying out loud.

Knowledge Bro

Sun, 07 Jun 2009 17:57:40 +1200

Baldrics Dupes Cage Jailor Woods
Clap Disbursed
Capsuled Birds Jag Carol's Woodie,

I jog Seaward, Cool.

Ian Dalziel

Sun, 07 Jun 2009 17:25:32 +1200

If you erect it they will come...
a place to engorge ones-self, a place
for primo mature threadjack elation...

all hail the new Tumesce
at last no more loitering round Kiwi Bog
bringing the good poop to the Scoop
far from the madding Throng muses

any room for a Punned-it…

Sacha

Sun, 07 Jun 2009 16:47:00 +1200

Isn't this just a means of increasing PAS's profile in internet searches? A plethora of googlable terms and turgid innuendo almost guaranteed to turn up as a 'hit'.

That's what Craig is for. :)

David Haywood

Sun, 07 Jun 2009 16:03:55 +1200

Whew... it's a relief to know that Jolisa is a doctor.

Without her reassuring presence as a medical professional, I can see that some people might misconstrue our new look.

By the way, as I see it, the new look is mostly about getting out of doors and being comfortable…

Jolisa

Sun, 07 Jun 2009 15:21:52 +1200

Oh, much more elegant, Tom, and duly amended. You're hired.

Emma Hart

Sun, 07 Jun 2009 15:03:25 +1200

My lawyers will be in touch.
Er... but surely truth is a defense to a charge of libel, so I should be all right eh, Big Russ? Unless there's something you wish to tell us...

Oh, he's not threatening to sue, just telling you what he's up to this weekend...

Stewart

Sun, 07 Jun 2009 14:52:15 +1200

Isn't this just a means of increasing PAS's profile in internet searches? A plethora of googlable terms and turgid innuendo almost guaranteed to turn up as a 'hit'.

Tom Beard

Sun, 07 Jun 2009 14:46:46 +1200

And fans of the sporting life will be keen to tackle Feel Hairy

And here I was expecting "Playing the Field Theory".

Jolisa

Sun, 07 Jun 2009 13:51:01 +1200

My lawyers will be in touch.

Er... but surely truth is a defense to a charge of libel, so I should be all right eh, Big Russ? Unless there's something you wish to tell us...

Sacha

Sun, 07 Jun 2009 13:39:19 +1200

Emma, that's just our politicians..

Russell Brown

Sun, 07 Jun 2009 12:48:29 +1200

My lawyers will be in touch.

Emma Hart

Sun, 07 Jun 2009 12:30:19 +1200

I've just been told that maybe I shouldn't go to Auckland this week. Something about moral degenerates...

giovanni tiso

Sun, 07 Jun 2009 10:15:53 +1200

Respect. Utter respect.

Public Address

Sun, 07 Jun 2009 10:15:53 +1200

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