Heat by Rob O’Neill

So long, Wog

Warren Berryman, managing editor and co-founder of the Independent Business Weekly died this morning from complications arising from cancer.

Warren was one of those rare people you meet in life who make an indelible mark. He lived life with gusto, took a lot of risks and was always willing to spare time for a “yarn”, usually accompanied by a beer, or wine, or maybe a gin. At the Indy Warren, or Wog as he was known to friends, created a place where journalists could do good work, where they had both the freedom and backing to stir things up. It was and is a challenging place, and a lot of very good journos have benefited from their time there and their time with Warren.

I was there for just under a year and usually caught up with Warren (I couldn’t bring myself to call him Wog until a trip over in November, just before he was taken ill) on my trips home. It was always a highlight, full of mischief and gossip.

The Warren I knew was at his best on deadline. Deadline at the Indy is on Tuesday nights. To get the paper out, printed and distributed nationally that deadline is absolute. It can’t be shifted by more than about half an hour and most of the best stories were written right at the end, often by Warren’s great love Jenni McManus.

Early in the day there would be an editorial meeting, led by Jenni, to decide what was in, what was in the pipeline and what would hit the front page. Then everyone would knuckle down to squeeze out the last few and usually most important stories. Jenni in particular would disappear and rattle off a couple of killers that would usually lead the paper. For me and most others it was mainly about winning the second lead.

Warren would often be grumpy early in the day, concerned about putting out the best possible edition of the paper and breaking stories that you would see, to his glee, in the Herald on Thursday or even later. He'd be in his office subbing most of the day and sometimes he'd call you in to watch what he did to your stories.

It was a learning experience.

"There's two words you won't see in my paper, Rob," he'd say. " 'That' and 'fuck'."

Then he'd think for a minute: "Actually, you might get 'fuck' in."

As the day wore on Wog would lighten up and as the focus moved away from writing and onto production he would sit down at one of the Macs and start to pump out pages, singing bawdy songs and reciting rude rhymes as he went with a coffee mug of wine by his mouse.

The fridge at the Indy was always full and mostly the staff and various drop-ins would sit around helping themselves, brainstorming headlines while the last couple of pages were finished. Everyone would sit around and imbibe for some time after the paper was sent or maybe head down to our local, The Rose and Crown.

Then Jenni and Warren would wander off to the ferry, arm in arm as always.

The next day we’d find out whether we’d done good or not. Warren would come in and slam the Herald down if they’d gotten any of our major stories, but mostly he was happy. Mostly we found stuff that the other papers didn’t.

My last trip over, for my own sister’s funeral from the same cancer Warren contracted, was in January. During that trip and feeling very fragile already I heard Wog had been diagnosed. So I wandered downtown for one more Indy deadline. Nothing had changed, everyone was sitting around, beers in hand and planning where to go next. Warren just looked a bit thinner, that’s all. We said our goodbyes as men do: fumbling, with few words.

As the doctor said to my sister Ann, it’s a hell of a way to lose weight.

Warren’s career as a journo was full of highlights, but one of his best known solo coups was to get his hands on a draft copy of a credit rating assessment of New Zealand in Muldoon’s time and confront him with it. Usually the government had a chance to edit these before release.

Taking on Muldoon was not something for the faint-hearted, and Warren showed real courage time and again, especially in supporting Jenni’s dogged pursuit of the Winebox scandal. His support of his journos when they were up against it was also a legend.

Where other papers let stories drop or fade away, the Indy followed them and followed them right to the very end. You couldn’t run and you couldn’t hide.

Wog was a great writer on matters of freedom, in fact if there is one word that characterises the man “freedom” is it. He fought hard for it, writing eloquently especially on matters of freedom of the press. For Warren freedom was about freedom from bureaucratic interference. He’d rail against government meddling and bureaucracy constantly.

We didn’t always see eye to eye on these matters, but it was fun taking him on.

Less well known to many is Warren’s life before journalism, as a paua fisherman (or was that poacher, I was never sure), diver, miner and blaster of the Wellington tunnel, gun runner in the Middle-East running a truckload of weapons to Afghanistan in the 60s and bringing back prized Afghan jackets to swinging London.

Free trade Berryman style.

Somewhere along the line Warren bought a boat, an old wooden World War II minesweeper converted for big game fishing. Apparently at one stage the record for the largest fish caught on rod and reel was caught off this boat. Wog would often come to work with oil under his nails and paint on his hands and at Christmas he and Jenni would sail off up north to do battle with a marlin or two.

In the January of my year there Wog turned up with smoked marlin for all the staff.

“You’re not a catch and release man then, Warren?” I chided.

“Heh, heh. Yup, I am. I catch ‘em and release ‘em into the smokehouse!”

It was delicious. So long Wog.

Go you Cats!

I went to see the Warratahs play the Sharks at Aussie Stadium on Saturday and I’m a worried man. These Warratahs are really, you know, quite good. Yes I know they’ve had Indian summers before, in fact just about every year before, but this team looks the real McCoy.

The backs are terrific and Matt Rogers, now over his early fumbles, is starting to look like a rugby genius. But the Tahs have always had good backs – or so their fans tell me. The buzz this year is they have now got some “tall timber” up front. They win the odd lineout and their rolling mauls are working a treat.

I’m worried and it looks to me as if it’s down to the Blues to stop them. It’ll be interesting to watch whether the rest of the country can get behind Auckland when push comes to shove.

Intense regional rivalry is pretty common over here too. Back in late 2002 when I was in Queensland there was a lot of support for the Warriors after the locals felt the Broncos had been cheated out of the league finals.

Anyway, I was supporting the Cats strongly, much to the confusion of those around me. It’s tough being a Cats supporter.

Like Russell I have to mention those Black Caps. For a few hours yesterday they were ranked third in the world in the one-day game by the ICC, recovering from seventh or eighth on the back of this series. Then Aussie lost to Sri Lanka and we were back in fourth. Still, we have a game in hand and can get back up with a fifth win on the trot!. Go you good things!

I shouldn’t do that really – it’s the kiss of death.

But this is a great team with the emphasis on “team”. And it’s great to see Cairns on the comeback as well. Is Bond getting fit again? I can’t find out from here so someone email me!

I’ve had a series of visitors of late so I’m acting like a tour-guide: Friday morning on Bondi Beach, lunch in Newtown and a big night out; a run from Bronte to Coogee and back, a sunny lunch and a bottle of wine in the micro-Italian neighbourhood of Stanley Street. Off to the rugger.

Can’t complain really. Well, I could, but nobody would listen.

One who has been complaining is the Girlie cos nothing’s getting done around the house. She was home all day Saturday doing homework and waiting for me to arrive back with some food. Any food. When I told her I’d be late, like about midnight, she was not a happy camper.

I got the F-word! Whoooooeee!

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Dirty Doggies

Well, it’s all on out west with the Bulldogs league club heavily into their scandal du jour. This time it’s an alleged gang rape. Apparently there was a sex scandal cover up last year as well. Last night on TV, CEO Steve Mortimer was asked if there was a culture of abuse within the Bulldogs. He was somewhat evasive in his answer.

The Sydney Morning Herald, however, reports crisis management Bulldogs style:

Just minutes before Mr Mortimer spoke at Belmore Oval yesterday, one of the club's players at a training session was heard abusing photographers from the players' tunnel. The player allegedly encouraged his teammates to "pull our dicks out and come all over them".

Another player was seen urinating on the field.

Question answered, it seems.

And spare a thought for us young (ish) boomers. It looks like we’ll never get to retire.

According to Treasurer Peter Costello:

Older workers are skilled, disciplined and reliable, and their levels of sick leave declined as they aged. The days of throwing them on the scrap heap at 40 or 50 were over, and employers had to be re-educated to this end, he said.

There's going to be no such thing as full-time retirement.

So now settling into a little seaside number and going fishing every day is “being thrown on the scrap-heap.” Anybody sense they’re being manipulated here?

The generational change thing is such a huge issue it’s hard to get your head around, but I was talking to someone the other day who pointed out that it is now looming very large. Here 2008 is a key year. It’s the year when the peak of the boomer generation turns 55 and when the workforce, theoretically at least, slowly goes into net decline. Usually you find winners and losers in this kind of thing but the only winners here, as far as I can see, are people who have already bolted for the scrap-heap.

The implications for business are equally great. This is a major disruptive force that will make and break many a business strategy – and, as always, create some huge opportunities.

I mentioned Lost in Translation a week or two back. The film continues to be caned as racist in some quarters, which is just total nonsense.

This is Japan seen through the eyes of two reluctant tourists. Neither main character particularly wants to be there and they find it odd and dislocating. I spent a week there and found it odd and dislocating too (and charming and gorgeous and interesting as well). Yes the Japanese people in the film are a bit like caricatures, but they are pretty damn accurate caricatures too. Remember the film isn’t really about them, it’s about the two central characters and the Japanese are the background.

I was told a few years ago the Maori extras on The Piano referred to themselves as the “blackground”. It’s pretty much the same thing. Background characters rarely appear “in the round”.

Now, it’s time to report on the death of a meme. This is a favourite of the likes of NZPundits and Mark Steyn: Saddam fed people into a plastic shredder, sometimes feet first. Conservative organ The Spectator questions this one, showing the shredder has now gone the way of all those WMDs.

The story came originally from a group called Indict. Brendan O’Neill reports it was uncorroborated

This is all that Indict had to go on — uncorroborated and quite amazing claims made by a single person from northern Iraq. When I suggest that this does not constitute proof of the existence of a human shredder, [Labour MP Ann] Clwyd responds: ‘We heard a victim say it; who are you to say that chap is a liar?’ Yet to call for witness statements to be corroborated before being turned into the subject of national newspaper articles is not to accuse the witnesses involved of being liars; it is to follow good practice in the collection of evidence, particularly evidence with which Indict hopes to ‘seek indictments by national prosecutors’ against former Baathists.

So is the shredder propaganda, pure and simple, just like the bayoneted babies of Belgium in 1914? Only time will tell. But the naïve right (read Gordo and Craig), who parsed everything Andrew Gilligan ever wrote so closely, lapped it up and passed it on.

Another supposed source was an anti-war activist, Kenneth Joseph, maybe or maybe not a trainee pastor with the Assyrian Church of the East, who the Pundit boys reference favourably.

"I know who I'm listening to. Just don't bother waiting for the usual suspects to get off message" wrote Craig Ranapia in March 2003.

Oh dear. Joseph’s testimony has since been discredited and his supposed 14 hours of taped interviews with Iraqis has gone west. Searching under his name in Google turns up some interesting exchanges too. Try it. Anyway, this from The Spectator:

Even Johann Hari, a pro-war columnist on the Independent who wrote a sycophantic account of Joseph’s conversion, has since declared that Joseph ‘was probably a bullshitter’.

Clwyd insists that corroboration of the shredder story came three months after her first Times article, when she was shown a dossier by a reporter from Fox TV. On 18 June, Clwyd wrote a second article for the Times, describing a ‘chillingly meticulous record book’ from Saddam’s notorious Abu Ghraib prison, which described one of the methods of execution as ‘mincing’. Can she say who compiled this book? ‘No, I can’t.’ Where is it now? ‘I don’t know.’ What was the name of the Fox reporter who showed it to her? ‘I have no idea.’ Did Clwyd read the entire thing? ‘No! It was in Arabic! I only saw it briefly.’ Curiously, there is no mention of the book or of ‘mincing’ as a method of execution on the Fox News website. Robert Zimmerman, a spokesman for Fox News in New York, tells me: ‘That story does not ring a bell with our foreign editor here, and it is something you expect would ring a bell. It sounds like something we would have gone to town with, in terms of promotion and PR.’

And finally it looks like George Bush has gone soft on Cuba, the big pussy.

Richard Neville and Shua’le

NZPundit’s Craig Ranapia and WhackingDay have decided Richard Neville is trying to pull one over on us. On his web site he posted a picture of a maimed Israeli girl instead of maimed Iraqis in relation to his “Netizens of the World…” speech, which we republished here two days ago.

Clearly the great left wing conspiracy is at work. Call out the black helicopters etc etc blah blah bloody blah.

Presumably since Neville got the picture wrong Shua’le (aka al Shoala) never happened. That must be the case because these guys would rather talk about an incorrect picture than the incident itself. They never seem to address such incidents, except to try and explain them away and make sure no blame attaches to the US or Israel. I still haven’t seen anything from NZPundit about the recent evidence on the Israeli missile attack at the Nuseirat refugee camp.

You were quick enough with your “Gotcha” on that occasion, Gordon.

Anyway, Richard Neville explains his mistake:

Hi Rob, For your information, typing Baghdad Explosions into Google produced the image which I first put on the site ... in too much of a hurry. The following morning I received an email pointing out that the scene depicted an Israeli girl who was injured in the bombing of a bus carrying Jewish families home from prayer at the the Western Wall in August of 2003. More than 20 were killed, and dozens were injured. I immediately changed the pic on the site and apologised to the person who drew my attention to the error. Because some have assumed malice behind my mistake, or other sinister intentions, an explanation has been posted today. It is an error I regret.

I’ve checked. The picture does show up on such a Google image search.

The US would like the world to think Shua’le never happened. They have apparently never investigated the incident as they promised to at the time.

U.S. Central Command said at the time that it was investigating, but spokesman Capt. John Morgan now says no inquiry was conducted. Centcom never confirmed or denied firing the missile.

On April 1, Iraqi officials and witnesses said, U.S. Apache helicopters attacked a neighborhood in the central town of Hillah, killing 33 civilians. The bodies were shown to reporters at a hospital there. Central Command said no Apaches were involved.

Queried again this week about the al-Shoala and Hillah attacks, Central Command said it had no information to add.

Surely “Nyah nyah nyah he got the wrong picture” is a somewhat inadequate response to all this.

Yes, yes, I know. If it happened in the Herald it would be an issue. But in the blogosphere?

Anyway for those out there who prefer their dead kids Iraqi rather than Israeli, here are some snaps from Shua’le.

They look pretty much alike, really, dead and maimed kids.

Girlieville

I confess I have been remiss in my coverage of all things Girlie. Some people have noticed and made polite enquiries. To a considerable degree my negligence has been caused by a certain teenie inertia in the Girlie department; it’s hard to write about someone who spends 14 hours a day in bed.

She has given me a couple of good tellings-off recently. Last night, for instance, when I arrived home, a little jolly, at around nine and started cooking dinner (smoked salmon, ricotta, cherry tomato and avocado pizza, dears), she seemed very upset to be starting dinner at 10 pm.

A word of explanation: with Lost in Translation out, there is a small window of opportunity for old guys to hang around in bars and actually look cool. I, for one, am making the most of it.

Anyway, back to our late dinner:

“People don’t have dinner at 10 o'clock, Dad! It’s not normal!”

People schmeeple.

One aspect of the Girlie’s character is that she is a bit of a conformist. Ever since she was wee she had a real respect for authority and a dislike of getting on the wrong side of it, unlike her big sister. But I don’t qualify as “authority” any more. I’m just that guy that buys the groceries, cooks the dinner, gives her pocket money and worries about his weight.

Last weekend she went to a party and I found myself in a familiar conundrum: whether to supply her with booze or not. This one really gets me. You see if I supply the booze and she gets into some sort of trouble as a result, I’m responsible. However, I know she’s going to buy some anyway, and at 17 that’s pretty easy. Also, seeing as I hit the grog at 16 it seems a bit hypocritical to disapprove. So I've drawn the line at the top shelf.

Having armed her with a six pack, I dropped her off and picked her up afterwards; from down the road where her friends couldn’t see me, of course.

Speaking of hypocritical, this from our “one rule for us and one for the towel-heads department”: did anyone notice US administrator in Iraq Paul Bremer’s promise to veto any place for Islam as “a source of inspiration for the law” in the new Iraqi constitution? Personally I think that’s a great idea, even though he has a snowball’s chance of sustaining it long past the coming US withdrawal and civil war. Such separation of church and state is, of course, an honoured principal of the US Constitution, but it’s one Bremer’s boss doesn’t like very much and is doing his very best to undermine. George Junior wants to, in his own words, ensure religion “will have an honored place in our plans and laws,” which, if you think about it, goes somewhat further than the Iraqi wording. For more, check the Project for the Old American Century’s “fundies” page.

Let’s not forget the words of one truly great Republican, Thomas Jefferson: “The clergy, by getting themselves established by law and engrafted into the machine of government, have been a formidable engine against the civil and religious rights of man.”

Of course it’s great to see the Bush administration has seen the light and is now supporting affirmative action programmes to boost disadvantaged groups.

Some sort of “Road to Damascus” experience, maybe?

Here in New South Wales there are crisis everywhere: the hospitals are falling apart and people are dying as a result and the trains are groaning under industrial action when they’re not flying off the rails. Bob Carr, our somewhat aloof and superior Labor premier, until now has always seemed consummately in control, but is starting to look as if he’s lost it. He’s been very quiet at a time when leadership is required.

At the state level he seems to be doing what Howard is doing nationally: imploding.