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• If the Straitjacket Fits ..., 18:04 Nov 2, 2006

  When I was talking to my year 10s (4th formers to us oldies) about the ban of fireworks I assured them that it would absolutely happen because every nutter out there is going to go crazy one last time thereby ensuring that it is indeed the last time. The reply I got from one of these scallywags was "yeah, I nearly blew my hand off, look".

  And I also wonder why my neighbour was letting them off on the street on his own at midnight last night. Sure he's married and that could explain it. And sure he's got 3 little kids and another on the way and that could explain it. And sure he was probably half smashed and that could explain it. But... ..........,
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  actually I've explained it.

  Since Nov 2006 • 903 posts Report

• What do you want them to play at your funeral?, 17:57 Nov 2, 2006

  I want to die in summer so my friends can cannabilise me on the BBQ over a few beers.

  They can play whatever music they like.

  Since Nov 2006 • 903 posts Report

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