Posts by Ian Dalziel

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  • Hard News: Put on the full armour of God,

    Isn't that what organised religion is for?

    As the American Poet J.M. White put it:

    there was a time
    in the history of this globe
    when conservative
    evangelical
    fundamentalists
    were in charge
    of the church
    the state
    and the schools
    they call it
    the dark ages


    or in the words of Lenny Bruce:
    "Every day people are straying away from the church and going back to God"

    yrs Pig Cat-Eons

    Christchurch • Since Dec 2006 • 7953 posts Report

  • Hard News: Put on the full armour of God,

    aaah... the sleep of the just...

    But what exactly do you do with that shield in bed?

    Shield? - I thought it was a smother-pillow
    in case they wouldn't drink the Kool-Ade : )

    Or maybe it is for hitch-hiking on passing Vogon Constructor fleets in case the Rapture is a no-show - to mix threads : )

    Discipline is everything - where is the
    feather-weight Dressing-Down Gown?

    yrs Bob Jonestown

    Christchurch • Since Dec 2006 • 7953 posts Report

  • Hard News: Put on the full armour of God,

    All Sing Now:
    " There is a balm in Gilead, To make the wounded whole;
    There is a balm in Gilead, To heal the sin-sick soul."

    unfortunately Donald Rumsfeld is the Barmy of Gilead
    (Doing very nicely out of Tamiflu - thank you very much...
    The man who put GILA in Gilead and ASP in aspartame)

    I'm guessing Unca Donny's school Reports to Br'er Bush never included:
    "Thou shalt not kill"
    or
    "Do unto others as you would have them do unto you"
    or
    "Let him who is without sin cast the first stone"

    Is Obama Sin Laden too?

    reversing his decision to release photographs of detainee abuse

    and reinstituting Military tribunals at the still unclosed Guantanamo Bay Political Prison

    Maybe the US of A can find a 12 step programme to help it out of its Power Addiction - Owning up to its past misdeeds would be a great start - otherwise it's just business as usual - Big Business that is.

    I note the American mainstream media high-fiving over the release of the Woman Journalist, Roxana Saberi, in Iran with no mention of the Journalists that The US has imprisoned without charge and STILL has imprisoned...

    US Continues to Imprison Reuters Photographer in Iraq
    The United States is continuing to imprison at least one journalist without charge. Ibrahim Jassam, a freelance photographer for Reuters, has been held in Iraq since September despite objections from the Iraqi government, Committee to Protect Journalists and Reporters Without Borders and Reuters. Unlike Saberi’s case, Jassam’s imprisonment has received little news attention in the United States.

    Ibrahim Jassam



    and on Salon:
    Free all Journalists!

    yrs The Librarian
    Nag Hammadi

    Christchurch • Since Dec 2006 • 7953 posts Report

  • Random Play: The wheels of progress,

    Lock up your daughters!
    Oh we may laugh now...
    Once these freewheelin pump action pedal-philes start streaming through these newly-enlightened suburbs, their spare chains draped bandolier style across their sweating, oily shoulders... sleeping rough in cemeteries and despoiling our catchments and reservoirs... and how do we tax them? no petrol, no tolls, no hubodometers - perhaps a small levy on meat pies?
    Their motto "sit on it and rotate" (your feet) says it all - (though it probably looks very snappy in Latin!) it is not too late to construct a route that goes down hill from Kelburn with a ramp that drops them straight into the harbour to be used as a new reef and eventually reclaimed land for more retail space.

    yrs Oscar Wild One

    Christchurch • Since Dec 2006 • 7953 posts Report

  • Hard News: Some Week,

    under Darby Street ...would likely get you in the end

    The place in that block that really got me was the Gallows Grotto - when ya went out the fire escape and up onto the roof and onto the next building (the old Police barracks / building centre facing onto Eliot st) and in the middle was a large green mossy well (like an ancient South American sacrificial cenote) which had no current access from inside seemingly - it was the old gallows yard, complete with cat walk around the sides, an eerily silent and desolate place, palpably cold on even the hottest day - it never failed to raise goose bumps when I was in proximity to it - even through the wall of the underground carpark (Where the Headless Chickens had their practice room. To this day I still think it was a contributing factor to the dark current that took Johnny Pearce away - RIP)

    I sometimes wonder what that part of the modern high rise, that occupies the site now, feels like?

    Christchurch • Since Dec 2006 • 7953 posts Report

  • Hard News: Some Week,

    We were the ones who had to pack the bloody things up and take them to the Wellesley St PO.

    All of a block away from Darby st, phew! - just opposite Blue Beat wasn't it ? ; ) (and DKD Upstairs, yum) and on a lucrative trip to to the PO box we could go to Dominoes - I haven't had better deep fried Tofu since.

    And lest we forget at least 2 Rheineck Rock Award winners were part time mail order packers - No one from Ardijah though!
    (Rheineck is still quite a quaffable ale and $5.99 a half dozen at my local supermarket)

    We'd had to listen to Murray's Duran Duran and Bob Seger records

    ...and a power of Motown, I can still smell wax whenever I hear the Four Tops or The Temptations!

    yrs Pavlov Stogs

    Christchurch • Since Dec 2006 • 7953 posts Report

  • Hard News: Some Week,

    If you want a nice shirt, go to Strangely Normal. They're wicked.

    Russell - nice product placement : )
    Great to hear that they are still around, (proof that a good product will persevere) I remember doing their monthly ads in RIU way back when, and dining near their shop whenever we had enough money from mail orders on Duran Duran books - ta Murray! : )

    I *love* customs at Auckland Airport

    Not Customs per se - but what about the scanning security at airports these days?
    Having just put my defacto father-in-law on a plane back to Napier, I warned him about not taking his treasured Swiss Army knife in his pocket, (they don't check on the provincial flights out). When scanned he rang all the bells and they tried to confiscate his Leatherman, pliers, and crescent - luckily we were there to retrieve them for him (but if we hadn't been... - why don't they have bubble bags you can buy and post these items to yourself instead of just taking them to do god knows what with? - it's called customer relations!)
    But then they let him totter on to the plane with his hardwood cane with the pointed handle - easily able to puncture a pressurised aluminium shell, perspex window or cranium!!
    go figure...

    I go bespoke.

    So that's who the new cycle ways are for!
    Me, I go side on (Cleanly)

    yrs
    Ayn Rand Om-Factor

    Christchurch • Since Dec 2006 • 7953 posts Report

  • OnPoint: How it would work,

    we might be able to arrive before we depart - relativistically.

    or even allow the highly strung to arrive beside themselves
    thread theory even arriving in a universe where commonsense prevails

    meanwhile I'm down the end of the garden
    and away with the theories

    yrs
    Maxwell Silverhammer

    Christchurch • Since Dec 2006 • 7953 posts Report

  • OnPoint: How it would work,

    the usual method, which involved going round and round it faster and faster until he achieved a sort of escape velocity and flew off at a tangent in a random direction

    So quantum physics has dispensed with the "turning into pools of delicious melted butter" centrifugal outcome - damn - hold the popcorn!

    It's a motorway. There is nothing we can do. This motorway has ruined everything."

    If the alleged criminals can't find their way in...
    spare a thought for the people who can't find their way out !

    J.G Ballard (RIP) covered this well in Concrete Island

    and his last work Kingdom Come a warning to us all
    - Don't drive into the Mall Strom

    perhaps a remake is up for grabs Lord of the Flyovers

    yrs
    Admiral Crichton

    Christchurch • Since Dec 2006 • 7953 posts Report

  • Southerly: Dear Dr Bollard,

    You know the drill; take the bit between your teeth.

    Is that close to sit on it and rotate?

    "Someday son, this awl will be yours!"

    oh alright I'll kiss the drill

    yrs
    Wal O'Sound

    Christchurch • Since Dec 2006 • 7953 posts Report

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