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  • Hard News: And meanwhile ...,

    Ansell's revision re billboard.

    note: change "Two Ticks and he's in" to "Two Strikes and He's In"

    Brilliant!

    Now, what to do about the Douglas one.
    That's hard - I wonder if Kelly Tarlton's still have any of those paper maché sea monsters stored away....

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  • Hard News: And meanwhile ...,

    I would have love to have seen what Ansell's ACT ideas were before they parted ways.

    They may have been something like this:

    Draft #24:
    Proposed Rodney Hide billboard.
    Position: Broadway, Newmarket, opposite 277.
    Size: 6m x 3m.
    Headline:
    "YOU CAN DANCE WITH A STAR.
    OR YOU CAN VOTE FOR HIM" (bold)
    Smaller:
    VOTE HIDE FOR EPSOM. (bold)
    "TWO TICKS AND HE'S IN" (italics).

    Image: pic of Rod in top hat and tales.
    Note to self: call Jane Ussher re photos - done a good job on H.C. and Ray Columbus.

    Suggested billboard colours - leotard yellow.
    Note to self: ask billboard printer if we can get glitter sparkles on the canvas.

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  • Hard News: Congratulations, Mr Key,

    AND they could bowl over Parnell Primary which is just up the street and make use of the land - maybe build a Marae on there for the Parnell Maori Party too?

    Besides - what use is a public primary school in Parnell when you could be charging the parents for a private one!

    And John could donate some Govt. money to the 'PPPP' (Parnell Private Pony Primary) - hell, he's meant to be flicking $3million of Govt. cash to Kings College eh, so why not?

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  • Hard News: And meanwhile ...,

    Idris Muhammad? David Sancious anyone?

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  • Hard News: And meanwhile ...,

    Maybe, but you don't have to be in cabinet to be an effective MP.

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  • Hard News: Congratulations, Mr Key,

    I wonder how many people work for the Ministry of Racing?

    That reminds me - need to place a bet on the CHCH trotts this avo!

    Minister for racing - Winston Peters - that's 'Winnie'... just what a horse does.
    :/
    :)

    or PONY.

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  • Hard News: Congratulations, Mr Key,

    Can anyone confirm what constitutes bureaucrats and public service depts?

    What about things like the NZ Music Commision etc - are they safe?

    Or will they be seen as a waste of public money?

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  • Hard News: Congratulations, Mr Key,

    HEY!

    Anybody think about this - it's a lineage of Wishart proportions:

    Pony = 'Po=ney'
    John Key = 'John=Key'

    Then you do this:
    John Key = 'Don=Key' = 'DONKEY'

    Pony & Donkey!!!

    Don't you see it????!!!!!!

    AND if you add the numbers up you get '666' - numbers of the beasts!!!!!

    See what happens when you ask for a Pony????

    Quick call Wishart NOW.

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  • Hard News: And meanwhile ...,

    I've never found Judith to be arrogant myself.

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  • Hard News: And meanwhile ...,

    I think Judith's recent falling into bed with big music leaving ISPs in a legally dubious position pissed a lot of people off a lot

    I don't get you - can you please not use John Key language and I may be able to understand?

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