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Up Front: Something For Your Snow Day

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  • Ian Dalziel, in reply to Rich Lock,

    risque management tip...

    Ententres: single

    Entendres (or entendre singular?)
    or were you thinking of an entente cordiale...
    - but even that takes two... ;- )

    Christchurch • Since Dec 2006 • 7953 posts Report

  • recordari, in reply to Ian Dalziel,

    Do private eyes’ girlfriends get trench mouth

    That reminds me of that Grace Jones song which I always thought said:

    'Your private eye's pyjamas baby, leave me out!'

    AUCKLAND • Since Dec 2009 • 2607 posts Report

  • Sacha, in reply to recordari,

    'Your private eye's pyjamas baby, leave me out!'

    roflnui

    Ak • Since May 2008 • 19745 posts Report

  • Ian Dalziel, in reply to recordari,

    ‘Your private eye’s pyjamas baby, leave me out!’

    Christchurch • Since Dec 2006 • 7953 posts Report

  • recordari, in reply to Ian Dalziel,

    Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid

    Perfection is rarely attained, but I suspect this comes pretty damn close.

    Emma wanted some prepositions, so this.

    and then this.

    AUCKLAND • Since Dec 2009 • 2607 posts Report

  • Thomas Johnson,

    Well done Emma & team.

    I could image this being run illustrated in something like Heavy Metal

    Wellington • Since Oct 2007 • 98 posts Report

  • Islander,

    Emma - as all the thread contributors built up wildly disparate stories I thought,
    y"know, only a truly goddesslike wonderfully & humourous evil life-enhancing genius can do anything with this...

    You have.
    Heh, even a thank you! Enjoyed it!

    Big O, Mahitahi, Te Wahi … • Since Feb 2007 • 5643 posts Report

  • Tamsin6, in reply to Megan Wegan,

    Sadly, Tamsin isn't me either. I completely wish I was though - not for the drunken slapper thing though Megan. HAving said that, I wish I could think of lines like that when I needed them....

    London • Since Dec 2007 • 133 posts Report

  • Lilith __,

    Emma, you made me laugh, a lot. I loved the whole process and I can't believe how you knitted the whole thing together, and there's even a falafel joke! Can't wait to see the video.

    Dunedin • Since Jul 2010 • 3895 posts Report

  • Megan Wegan, in reply to Lilith __,

    HAving said that, I wish I could think of lines like that when I needed them....

    S'OK. "Megan"__is__ a drunken slapper. And I am NOT "Megan", as has been much discussed.

    And yeah, I wish I was as cool in a crisis as "Megan". Not to mention her ability with a chainsaw.

    Welly • Since Jul 2008 • 1275 posts Report

  • Lilith __, in reply to recordari,

    Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid

    Perfection is rarely attained, but I suspect this comes pretty damn close.

    Ah, Steve Martin back when he was funny. As also seen in All of Me , and Man With Two Brains ...silliest plots ever, but almost unbearably hilarious.

    Dunedin • Since Jul 2010 • 3895 posts Report

  • Emma Hart,

    Aw, you guys are awesome, thank you. And yes, the whole process has been awesome fun for me (I mean, apart from the bit where I got really ill and the trip to Auckland made me relapse with my CFS. Apart from that.)

    Christchurch • Since Nov 2006 • 4651 posts Report

  • Sacha, in reply to Emma Hart,

    you shouldn't have let us keep you up late

    Ak • Since May 2008 • 19745 posts Report

  • Emma Hart, in reply to Sacha,

    you shouldn't have let us keep you up late

    I choose to blame the next day's dress shopping. And also Auckland's ridiculous up-and-down streets. What the hell is with that?

    Christchurch • Since Nov 2006 • 4651 posts Report

  • Sacha, in reply to Emma Hart,

    you see why we advised against walking back to the hotel

    Ak • Since May 2008 • 19745 posts Report

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