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  • Stephen Judd,

    If you *cough* ask some overseas friends they may send you Alton Brown's Good Eats episode called "A Bird In The Pan", which is what inspired me to do this. He shows you how to butterfly the chicken neatly.

    That's my standard way of roasting chickens in the oven now.

    I have a book at home that outlines how to grill chickens done in this manner, but Anne has a good point in the chickens are just that little bit too thick to reliably cook safely on a grill alone.

    My ex's dad does a very successful beercan chicken on a standard gas barbeque by the simple strategem of using a large terra cotta pot to cover the chicken.

    Clearly my word of 2007 should have been "spatchcock".

    Wellington • Since Nov 2006 • 3122 posts Report

  • andrew llewellyn,

    And am I the only one thinking it can't really be nearly two weeks to Christmas because it feels like it's that time already?

    Well I for one am glad, I haven't started my Christmas shopping yet.

    Since Nov 2006 • 2075 posts Report

  • Steve Parks,

    Just in regards to the 'Word of the Year' competition, here are this year's Merriam-Webster results.

    http://www.m-w.com/info/07words.htm

    w00t!

    Wellington • Since May 2007 • 1165 posts Report

  • Kyle Matthews,

    Sure my Tuna eating contributes but ya know I've done my bit for the planet by not having children (see second question).

    Children are bad for tuna? Only if they're driven out to do deep sea fishing surely.

    Since Nov 2006 • 6243 posts Report

  • Danielle,

    Would it be more environmentally sound to spatchcock and/or sear some random children, leaving the tuna to roam the seas at will?*

    *with apologies to Jonathan Swift

    Charo World. Cuchi-cuchi!… • Since Nov 2006 • 3828 posts Report

  • Stephen Judd,

    Children are what Japanese longliners use for bait.

    Wellington • Since Nov 2006 • 3122 posts Report

  • Mikaere Curtis,

    Do you buy anything Japanese? Do you have children?

    The old I-don't-have-kids card only works if said kids are brought up to lead a life of ignorant (and/or wilful) consumerism, as opposed to making choices that promote sustainability.

    And if we follow the "<insert community> are way worse than us" approach then we have an out for just about any initiative e.g. carbon emissions reduction

    If you can justify engaging in a practice that pushes a species to the brink of extinction, fine, but it's bit rich to characterise others as being "self-righteous" if they point out the logical conclusion of your actions.

    Anyway, 'tis the season to be BBQin'.

    As a member of that ever-decreasing minority - old-school woodfired BBQ fanatic - I'll readily admit to a certain leeriness towards poultry, but that recipe for butterflied chicken looks so yummy that I'm minded to give it a go.

    My current favourite is butterfly leg of lamb over charcoal, which also works well over gas. You can buy butterflied legs from the butcher's or you can use a sharp knife to bone out a leg.

    The main problem with lamb, IMO, is that some like it well done, some (like me) like it rare and others like it in between. If you bone the leg yourself, you can ensure that some parts of the butterfly is thicker than others so you can get a naturally occuring gradient of cookedness.

    I prefer dry rubs (chili powder, garlic, rosemary, salt) to oil marinades because lamb fat tends to flame and oil only makes it worse.

    Hard to say how long to cook it (45mins?) - too many variables (meat thickness, ambient temperature, BBQ temperature), but if you are doing it over charcoal then I suggest whacking some kind of lid of the top so that the smoke from the coals infuse into the lamb.

    Delicious !

    Tamaki Makaurau • Since Nov 2006 • 528 posts Report

  • Stephen Judd,

    Mikaere, when I do the chicken on a barbeque, I set it up like in this picture, with the coals at the sides and a drip tray underneath, and a lid on top. The chicken like the lamb is typically pretty fatty and you would get nasty creosote tastes from the burning fat if there were coals underneath. The lid converts the bbq into an effective oven.

    Wellington • Since Nov 2006 • 3122 posts Report

  • Max Call,

    http://www.weber.com/bbq/pub/grill/2007/charcoal/RanchKettle.aspx

    tho' my one is quite a bit older than this and doesn't look as fancy...

    our favourite is to bone and stuff a roast pork
    amazing flavour and stays juicy

    but lamb, beef and chicken are fantastic too though
    only problem is that you can only buy the coals required (you need the right ones) from BBQ factory - you used to be able to get them from the supermarket

    Ask anyone who has a Weber and they will tell you the same... cant beat them!

    Fruit Bowl of New Zealand… • Since Jun 2007 • 153 posts Report

  • Jeremy Andrew,

    For the ultimate christmas BBQ real-man recipe, you can't go past the smoked beer can turkey. Since you have a couple of those Heinie kegs lying around, how can you resist...

    Hamiltron - City of the F… • Since Nov 2006 • 900 posts Report

  • Max Call,

    I prefer dry rubs (chili powder, garlic, rosemary, salt) to oil marinades because lamb fat tends to flame and oil only makes it worse.

    or you can try yoghurt based marinade.
    natural unsweetened yoghurt (thick greek is better) and add garlic, salt, pepper and other herbs and spices of your choice.
    It makes a kind of 'crust' on the outside and the lamb is beautifully moist inside. Yum.
    We then usually serve with sauce made from same above yoghurt, garlic and mint.

    My tummy is now making noises... I have made myself hungry talking about all of this so I will now go and prepare dinner.
    Happy BBQing all

    Fruit Bowl of New Zealand… • Since Jun 2007 • 153 posts Report

  • Stephen Judd,

    Max: Llew put the wind up me with this one.

    I have good success using plain charcoal and the odd lump of wood.

    Wellington • Since Nov 2006 • 3122 posts Report

  • Sue,

    robyn move down to Wellington and i promise that by the simple act of plying mr judd and mr tibby with various forms of alchool beautiful BBQ will be yours.

    YUMMY!!!

    although i doubt they will ever do coca cola chicken

    Wellington • Since Nov 2006 • 527 posts Report

  • Max Call,

    F***! I just ran down to my garage to check my BBQ fuel.

    It is 'Heat Beads' which is from Australia
    Typical composition
    Fixed Carbon approx 70%
    Ash approx 17%
    Water approx 7%
    "Other" approx 6%

    are these the briquettes you mean?

    We tried the cheap coal once and and didn't get hot enough.

    Fruit Bowl of New Zealand… • Since Jun 2007 • 153 posts Report

  • Stephen Judd,

    I have used those "Heat Beads" in the past and they seemed fine. No odd smells or anything. They are exactly the kind of briquette the Weber is designed to use.

    It might pay to steer clear of very cheap and perhaps not-so-cheerful brands though.

    Wellington • Since Nov 2006 • 3122 posts Report

  • BenWilson,

    Those heat beads are the primo briquettes, don't bother with substitutes. My many years of slaving over wood-fired BBQs, enduring the ribbing of my gas-powered mates, at least taught me not to scrimp on the fuel.

    Auckland • Since Nov 2006 • 10657 posts Report

  • Max Call,

    aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh - lost my reply!

    anyway - long story short
    yay heat beads (no longer have to re-work Christmas day menu)

    try this site for inspiration when lacking

    http://cuisine.co.nz/index.cfm?pageID=349&r=8

    Fruit Bowl of New Zealand… • Since Jun 2007 • 153 posts Report

  • Bart Janssen,

    Mikaere

    The old I-don't-have-kids card only works if said kids are brought up to lead a life of ignorant (and/or wilful) consumerism, as opposed to making choices that promote sustainability.

    Last post on this from me.

    You characterised my eating of Tuna as something environmentally unsound. Yet you know nothing of my life nor my care for the environment.

    Yes I have made the decision not to have children in part because I firmly believe that the single largest environmental disaster on this planet is too many human beings. No matter what kind of environmentally sound life your child leads they still have a massive impact on the planet. Do the math. But it's politically incorrect to suggest that having cute lovable babies is bad for the planet so it's never counted, fine by me.

    As for pointing out that if you want to save the Tuna then you ought to address the large issues before you deal with the small ones (stop the Japanese killing all the fish and you might have a chance). New Zealanders could stop eating Tuna tomorrow and it would make NO difference at all. You might feel good about the choice but it's irrelevant to the problem. Unless you believe that the stand made will influence the world to protect the Tuna, and who knows you might be right.

    As for me, I'm comfortable with the impact I have on the planet and that will continue to include the occasional seared Tuna. On balance I'm happy I've done pretty well with my life choices and my consumer choices.

    Damn that shouldn't have made me so grumpy. Sorry folks ended up venting.

    Better eat my pizza now - or is that bad for the planet too...

    cheers
    Bart

    Auckland • Since Nov 2006 • 4461 posts Report

  • BenWilson,

    I'd be more worried about the environmental effects of not eating Tuna. You have to get protein from somewhere. The alternatives apparently fart a lot and that's bad for the planet. And if I just eat soy, I fart a lot and that's also bad for the planet.

    Auckland • Since Nov 2006 • 10657 posts Report

  • Belt,

    @bart. OMG - commit suicide already! At least be consistent!! And don't you know... every time you do not reproduce 2.2 children, they have to import those New Zealand culture-changing (shhh) foreigners! You're a gutless traitor!!!

    Nelson • Since Nov 2006 • 49 posts Report

  • rodgerd,

    I figure on balance I'm so far ahead of most folks by that one simple act that I can afford to lose a little Karma by eating some Tuna

    Tuna becoming extinct is related only to how much tuna people eat, not anything else.

    Wellington • Since Nov 2006 • 512 posts Report

  • Sofie Bribiesca,

    May I suggest that you can also try as an alternative ,our abundent farmed salmon. This is extremely rich in protein and as an oily fish, much omega 3. After my man finishes his woodworx for the day (with sustainable wood naturally) , I find the workshop shavings are a perfect infusion fora piece of salmon on foil with a touch of lemon and honey atop to be hot smoked for 5 to 10 mins. The honey is also a natural antibiotic which may have been the answer to all those iritated by aerial spraying

    here and there. • Since Nov 2007 • 6796 posts Report

  • Sofie Bribiesca,

    Oh and Ben... I think the fart issues are also sorted.

    here and there. • Since Nov 2007 • 6796 posts Report

  • BenWilson,

    My farts will smell like honey?

    Auckland • Since Nov 2006 • 10657 posts Report

  • Sofie Bribiesca,

    I was thinking more that there is a reduction in farts.... although , if you cook, your partner may call you" honey".

    here and there. • Since Nov 2007 • 6796 posts Report

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