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Hard News: Grown men might weep at the rucking

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  • Islander,

    Oh. I'd just planned a barbeque-

    Big O, Mahitahi, Te Wahi … • Since Feb 2007 • 5643 posts Report

  • Sacha,

    Can I borrow your lawn, Emma?

    Ak • Since May 2008 • 19745 posts Report

  • Emma Hart,

    Can I borrow your lawn, Emma?

    I feel I should in good conscience mention that it is currently sleeting. But sure.

    Christchurch • Since Nov 2006 • 4651 posts Report

  • Sacha,

    S'ok. My wives are tough.

    Ak • Since May 2008 • 19745 posts Report

  • Lucy Stewart,

    S'ok. My wives are tough.

    I'll shout you all a nice warm cuppa afterwards, how's that?

    Wellington • Since Nov 2006 • 2105 posts Report

  • Sacha,

    May need a rub down, by all accounts..

    Ak • Since May 2008 • 19745 posts Report

  • Paul Campbell,

    um, how does one ask this discretely, I have only one wife .....

    Dunedin • Since Nov 2006 • 2623 posts Report

  • Sacha,

    Apostate.

    Ak • Since May 2008 • 19745 posts Report

  • Danielle,

    Is sleet snow mixed with rain, or ice mixed with rain? Either way: sexy!

    It's not 'people', it's just Grant.

    'People? I ain't people!' - Lina Lamont

    (I don't need much of an excuse to quote lines from Singin' in the Rain .)

    Charo World. Cuchi-cuchi!… • Since Nov 2006 • 3828 posts Report

  • Grant Dexter,

    Grant-you know nothing of the outlay of the street and area where this is going on.

    I don't? I know it's a house in a residential area which leads me to believe that officers should be able to use other buildings to get next door on either side. From there it would take a matter of seconds to launch a completely successful incapacitation and rescue.

    The tv cameras can not see it from their vantage points. It's a house on a hill side with pretty good views of the street and surroundings. Any movement towards the dead policeman would have left the the police completely exposed

    Rubbish. They guy's in a townhouse. Not even from an airport control tower could a sniper do much about men moving toward his position through neighbouring houses.

    This has affected a lot of people here and funnily the people most affected are quite understanding about the need to take things carefully. Rumours are flying around Napier though and depending on who you talk to around town he's an ok guy or a dangerous man. The truth's probably somewhere in the middle.

    Wouldn't it be so much easier to have this over and done with in the first hour instead of making a long weekend out of it?

    Taipei, Taiwan • Since Mar 2007 • 256 posts Report

  • Craig Ranapia,

    When is someone going to shoot the criminal so Napier and New Zealand can get back to life?

    Well, as I've pretty much ignored the media today my life didn't go anywhere.

    Now, to jack the thread back -- 'Star Trek' enormous fun, although someone should tell folks that a crash cut and whip pan every 1/12 of a second is a hacky way of faking energy in a scene. And who the frak did Wynona Ryder piss off -- three lines, extreme hag makeover, and without wanting to spoil anything it makes no sense why she's in one scene at all, except as a set up for a rather nasty punchline.

    North Shore, Auckland • Since Nov 2006 • 12370 posts Report

  • Craig Ranapia,

    Wouldn't it be so much easier to have this over and done with in the first hour instead of making a long weekend out of it?

    Well, Grant, perhaps it would be a little easier being a Police officer in an incredibly shitty situation if you didn't have every dumb prick on the end of a pointless live cross second guessing every breath you take.

    North Shore, Auckland • Since Nov 2006 • 12370 posts Report

  • Danielle,

    From there it would take a matter of seconds to launch a completely successful incapacitation and rescue.

    Hee! Keyboard vigilantism is just about my favourite thing on the tubes.

    Charo World. Cuchi-cuchi!… • Since Nov 2006 • 3828 posts Report

  • giovanni tiso,

    Hee! Keyboard vigilantism is just about my favourite thing on the tubes.

    Mouthing off on the Net keeps some people from making far more tangible damage out there in the street, yes.

    Wellington • Since Jun 2007 • 7473 posts Report

  • Craig Ranapia,

    Hee! Keyboard vigilantism is just about my favourite thing on the tubes.

    Well, I take your point but its still fucking obscene: Very easy to be brave and/or careless with others lives, especially when you won't ever have to wear the consequences.

    North Shore, Auckland • Since Nov 2006 • 12370 posts Report

  • Sacha,

    Small man syndrome. I'm sure he's a disappointment on many levels. But here he's rambo the avenging chrtistian warrior. Hear him roar.

    Ak • Since May 2008 • 19745 posts Report

  • ScottY,

    Grant, you've missed your chance to be a hero, because it sounds like the siege is over. You should have flown straight to Napier, marched up to the police cordon and explained to them that due to your expertise in police operations, weapons, explosives and psychology (no doubt learned through numerous viewings of Die Hard), you were the man for the job. There would have been a Hollywood movie in it for sure, and an appearance on Oprah.

    Now we'll never believe how much of a trained assasin you are. To us you'll always be a dick.

    West • Since Feb 2009 • 794 posts Report

  • Sofie Bribiesca,

    perhaps it would be a little easier being a Police officer in an incredibly shitty situation if you didn't have every dumb prick on the end of a pointless live cross second guessing every breath you take.

    I was sickened by Judith Collins and the funny looking one, using the situation to fly on in for a photo op.WTF!

    here and there. • Since Nov 2007 • 6796 posts Report

  • Craig Ranapia,

    Sofie:

    I agree -- tacky as fresh paint. OTOH, I do Annette King will be taking a double tall fuckupachino on the subject.

    http://www.nzherald.co.nz/assault-and-homicide/news/article.cfm?c_id=124&objectid=10489544

    North Shore, Auckland • Since Nov 2006 • 12370 posts Report

  • Sofie Bribiesca,

    Sofie:

    I agree -- tacky as fresh paint.

    I think all the photo ops stink. I would rather they stuck to Parliament TV or just got on with doing their friggin job. As an aside, I am glad the dog is fine.They have no choice as to the position they have been entered into.

    here and there. • Since Nov 2007 • 6796 posts Report

  • Heather W.,

    It is now being reported that the Napier gunman's (Jan Molenaar) body has been found in his house so siege over.

    North Shore • Since Nov 2008 • 189 posts Report

  • Kumara Republic,

    This comment on Stuff summed it up quite nicely:

    Chris #397 05:50 pm May 08 2009

    There will be a lot of should haves and could haves people. Armchair critics are sooooo lame. The people out there are doing the best they can. It is absolutely as bad as it gets and to critique whilst the situation is in progress is insensitive. Leave it to the professionals and trust they will make the right decision and hopefully no more lives will be lost.

    I heard a good comment today stating the way they are handling the situation is what seperates us from animals. To the people calling for him to be killed understand that to try as hard as possible to talk him out instead of "blowing the house up" exhibits a characteristic that should be applauded, not criticised. 14 or so shots have just been fired, nobody knows what is happening in there. Focus should be on the families of the boys in there risking their lives. My thoughts are with you guys and hopefully you enjoy that next beer with them, one could hardly comprehend what your living right now. To the idiots saying how it should be done show some respect and shut the hell up. The reality and your fantasy are two very seperate things.

    The southernmost capital … • Since Nov 2006 • 5446 posts Report

  • Steve Barnes,

    'Star Trek' enormous fun, although someone should tell folks that a crash cut and whip pan every 1/12 of a second is a hacky way of faking energy in a scene.

    And a great review Here
    Now, what was I going to say to Grant? Oh, that's right. Nothing.

    Peria • Since Dec 2006 • 5521 posts Report

  • Emma Hart,

    This was Video Friday originally, right? Here's one, providing Comedy Central is feeling obliging. Features some of our favourite Knowledge Bros, gettin' it on.

    Christchurch • Since Nov 2006 • 4651 posts Report

  • 3410,

    Throughout that exchange I kept picturing Grant as Gareth from The Office .

    Auckland • Since Jan 2007 • 2618 posts Report

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